The quick lens of U.S. Navy sonar technician Ronald Dejarnett was able to capture this Air Force F-22 going supersonic over the Gulf of Alaska as the pilot did his best Top Gun flyby impression.
Aircraft carrier USS John C. Stennis is participating in Northern Edge 2009, a joint exercise focusing on detecting and tracking units at sea, in the air and on land.
Worth1000 have done it again. More sci-fi photochops for your viewing pleasure – Making dramas more effect-ive:
Audiences today won’t stand for the boring, talky movies of old — they demand cool special effects. George Lucas understood this when he added new effects to “Star Wars”. But why stop there? Why not improve other films the same way?
In this contest, we’re asking you to add science fiction elements to a scene from a decidedly non-sci-fi film. Arm the Goodfellas with phasers. Make the cast of “Steel Magnolias” real steel robots. Show us a scene from “Kramer vs. Predator”, or “Room with a View of Godzilla”.
Since “Star Wars” is such a staple of sci-fi films, the Star Wars cliche will be lifted for this contest. But don’t just add lightsabers to a scene, or you risk diqualification for a lazy entry.
As always, have fun, be creative! Follow the guidelines please, and be careful to avoid using any other cliches. You will have 48 hours to submit so make your entry count!
[Why do I have this uncanny feeling like I’ve posted this already before?]
See them all at: Worth1000
Better than any production Uwe Boll has ever done — Duke Nukem’s disease is a scary one, Gene brings you the story of the life of a First Person Shooter:
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Exactly! You just know the person that wrote this advert was either sexually frustrated or really angry about that time they had a one-night-stand with a fireman with a mo:
There’s no disputing, this man will forever go down in history as the King of Pop. I’d like to suggest you turn on and up some MJ and boogie on down, because who didn’t boogie to Michael Jackson when they were young.
Michael Jackson has been rushed to hospital following a heart attack. The phenomenally successful performer who has been hounded by controversy the last few years was allegedly unable to be revived at a Los Angeles hospital.
The singer fell into cardiac arrest while at home and received CPR in the ambulance, according to a report from TMZ. He was not breathing.
Joe Jackson, his father, has allegedly reported his son “was not doing well”.
The singer fell into cardiac arrest while at home and received CPR in the ambulance, according to a report from TMZ. He was not breathing.
Joe Jackson, his father, has allegedly reported his son “was not doing well”.
And to quote a fan of his:
Michael Jackson is seriously one of the greatest singer songwriters ever. For someone to write an album with 6 number one singles taken from it is pretty incredible, and to have 3 number one hits before he was 13. I really do respect this man, I don’t give a shit about all this paedophile stuff, he is a hero of mine. He is possibly the greatest dancer ever born to go on top of this. This man is one of the greatest entertainers known to man; he has one of the most phenomenal voices I have ever heard.
– Stephen Wilson
This is my final project that I turned in for Electronic Media fall 2008. The assignment was to make a 3 minute maximum video comprised of appropriated footage and audio. – Lindsay
Goodnight. Sleep tight. Don’t let your big boobies cause irreversible damage to your spine:
While lying on her side, a woman’s body fights the forces of gravity, forcing one breast to rest on top of the other. Anatomically contoured to gently cushion and support the weight of her breasts, a Kush Support relieves the pressure that can cause discomfort and helps to ease restlessness. Visit us at www.kushsupport.com
Great, another commercial informing us of a product for a problem that was never a problem to begin with. Man-up ladies. Man-up, or take the obvious sexual innuendo jokes – “It’s like a dildo for your chest” hehe.
Here’s one for the Twilight junkies out there – But if you’re anything like me, you’ll find this mashup to be pretty damn long: Your thoughts?
In this remixed narrative, Edward Cullen from the Twilight Series meets Buffy the Vampire Slayer. It’s an example of transformative storytelling serving as a visual critique of Edward’s character and generally creepy behavior. Seen through Buffy’s eyes some of the more patriarchal gender roles and sexist Hollywood tropes embedded in the Twilight saga are exposed in hilarious ways.
Sure I’m able to suspend my disbelief, but I have no tolerance for inconsistent lighting!
Download this video: rebelliouspixels.com
Flavor Like a Fist! I’m actually thirsty…
In this crazy parody of all things Japanese, the ad for Bukkake Bran Milk will have you saying things like THE FLAVOR IS LIKE A FIST and FELINE DISRESPECT FROM BEHIND for days.
Kind of hot… AIR HOT! I think I’m gonna classify this as NSFW. Yeah. It’s very suggestive, pantomime at its best:
The World Air Sex Championships – it’s pretty much what it sounds like – people on their backs, knees and all fours simulating sex, blow jobs, hand jobs etc etc.
You’ve heard of air guitar. Now witness air sex. Double X recently dropped in on the World Air Sex Championships in Washington, D.C.
My new favorite competition!
When dumb meets dumber. Stupid Belgian teenager Kimberley Vlaminck, 18, claims Romanian tattoo artist Rouslan Toumaniantz spoke such bad English and French that he misunderstood her at the Tattoo Boy studio in Courtrai, Belgium.
Hmm, a better response would’ve been “I was so trashed I couldn’t feel the needle stabbing me in the face for three hours”…
She claims she fell asleep while the tattooist went to work and woke up to find 56 stars on her face.
“It is horrible,” sobbed Kimberley. “He has turned me into a freak. I can’t go out on the street now without people looking at me.”
However, Mr Toumaniantz insists she “got what she wanted” – and only complained when her dad got angry and her boyfriend dumped her.
She is now suing the body artist for £8,500.
Miss Vlaminch wants compensation to undergo laser treatment to remove the tattoos, but even after the treatment – that will cost upwards of 10,000 Euros, she is likely to be left with scars for life.
Unfortunately, there’s no law currently in Belgium against people lying to cover up stupid shit they did when they were drunk. Also, the star tattoos aren’t too bad. It could be much worse. They’re sort of cute, actually.
I feel sorry for you, but at the same time, I find it so freaking crazy awesome that there are people out there that just unwittingly get thrust into overnight fame, and then get made fun of, and it’s the funny stories like this that are all the rage these days:
![Kimberlize Yourself!!! [Just Click Here]](https://darkintheboy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/have-a-webcam-why-not-kimberlize-yourself-it_s-all-the-fun-of-being-poor-belgian-teen-kimberley-vlaminck-without-scarred-for-life-unpleasantness.jpg?w=497&h=324 "Kimberlize Yourself!!! [Just Click Here]")
Have a webcam- Why not Kimberlize yourself! It’s All the fun of being poor Belgian teen Kimberley Vlaminck, without scarred-for-life unpleasantness.
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