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Did He Just Say… No… Wait… WTF!!!
•June 17, 2009 • Leave a Comment…Err, when in doubt sound it out:
Could that woman have been any more emphatic about making this kid repeat the word Negus in to the mic? No pressure kid. It is important to note that the judges are in fact pronouncing it wrong to begin with, so the boy was doomed to be dumbfounded from the beginning — [Negus] It’s (nee-goose) and not (nig-gahs). Sheesh!
Children shown porn movie at primary school
•June 17, 2009 • Leave a CommentNo shit, I just watched Fight Club last night and this story totally reminds me of that scene where Tyler [Brad Pitt] as a cinema projectionist, cuts a couple porn-frames of penis into children’s films:
Schoolchildren as young a five who were looking forward to a Jonas Brothers film were shown a hard-core porn movie instead.
The children were subjected to 45 seconds of the X-rate filth before a horrified teacher frantically ripped out the DVD player’s plug.The headteacher of the New York City school pledged to find whoever was responsible for the “despicable” act.
Parents initially heard the DVD player had been locked in his office before the film was shown- but it later emerged it had been in an open area where anyone could have tampered with it.
Mum Rona Easton told the New York Post: “My son told his friend he saw a naked lady at school.”
She added: “I thought he was just being silly. It’s appalling.”
Five classes had been taken into an auditorium to watch “Camp Rock,” a Disney Channel movie starring the Jonas Brothers according to headteacher Robert Marchi.
But he wrote to parents that a “very explicit pornographic video came on the screen.”
He said: “This was extremely upsetting to the students and staff members in attendance . . . I am deeply sorry that this episode took place at PS 17. I know that we will make every effort to find out who was responsible for this despicable act.”
Seriously though, that type of shit is vile.
Machete: Coming Soon
•June 17, 2009 • Leave a CommentThis is almost guaranteed to be a cult classic.
Danny Trejo, who HAS to be the hardest working Mexican in film [That’s not a slur, check his imdb, seriously] has confirmed that he will not only be starring in the actual movie version of the Grindhouse trailer, Machete, but will start filming in 5 WEEKS!
The story has been talked about becoming a movie since the fake trailer for the film was unleashed with the double feature grindhouse flick. Rodriguez has got so much on his plate right now with ‘Nevercraker’, ‘Predator’, and ‘The Jetson’s’. Who knows when he is going to get around to making it.
Well, it looks like Danny Trejo knows. He said that he just talked to Rodriguez and that the film will start shooting in 5 weeks. So I guess that answers that question. ‘Macehte’ will be coming out fast and hard. This is sure to be one hell of a crazy ass movie.
GOT MILKSHAKE?
•June 17, 2009 • Leave a Comment
Alton Towers Resort teamed up with Britains leading underwear brand, Ultimo to make sure women dont make a boob on the rides this summer.
A group of test-riders donned a variety of Ultimo bras and were put through their paces on several rides, including Rita Queen of Speed and Spinball Whizzer, to test the durability and lift support of bras-and to make sure they were a snug fit.
Morwenna Angove, Sales and Marketing Director for the Alton Towers Resort said: With a number of ground-breaking, world-first rollercoasters at the Resort, we are pleased that their G-force is such a thrill for our visitors. Whilst we understand that in warmer climates women will wear skimpier clothing, the tests show that well-fitted brassieres such as those from the Ultimo range, will help to control the risk of further unprecedented exposures in the future.
I’m sorry but, all I’m reading is ‘bla bla bla, bla bla, bla bla bla’
OMG OMG OMG OMG It’s Here!!! [F]
•June 17, 2009 • Leave a CommentThis arrived in the mailbox today, and I still haven’t opened it yet!
It’s almost a crime to rip through that shiny seal. Once every year I get to feel like this:
WoW Girls Dancing = Nerd Fetish Geekgasm!!!
•June 16, 2009 • Leave a CommentScrew porn, these World of Warcraft girls have me bothered:
New Nanotechnology Breakthrough Is A Working Nano-Gear, 1.2nm Across
•June 16, 2009 • Leave a CommentTo be honest with you I didn’t read the entire article; well not yet at least, but that’s only because this cool picture spoke louder than words:
And get this; 1.2 nanometers across, or a few [12] atoms wide, is ten thousand times smaller than the ones pictured here, next to a dust mite.
The gear is made of carbon compounds and can freely rotate around a central axis. The A*STAR team can control the rotation of the molecular gear using a Scanning Tunneling Microscope. It’s the smallest molecular gear yet made, and since its rotation is controlled and not random, scientists are calling it a break-through in nanotechnology.
Read More: A*STAR
Very Sad News – R.I.P. Willie Komene
•June 16, 2009 • 1 CommentSad news indeed. An e-mail has been sent out to many a friend of Willie Komene, informing us of his passing. He attended South Seas in 2006, and though I can’t say I knew the man well, the last time I saw his name was during the credit roll of Marc Ellis’ “How The Other Half Lives“, so I can only imagine he lived well.
“Our thoughts are with his family who have lost a son and a father and his colleagues who have lost a dear friend. This news really is devastating to us all.
Willie was a young man with great promise and had impressed everyone he’d come in contact with, me included. He was a very talented individual and since leaving us had worked at TVNZ and TV3.
We pay tribute to him and we have his children in particular in our thoughts.
Please, please – if you ever feel in a dark place or know someone who is, then don’t ever hesitate to seek help. Life is too precious.”
~ Angelos Frangopoulos
Here is a video we made during the after party of a Peter Pan play:
My deep sincere condolences to the Family of Willie Komene. This is a video me and the guys from South Seas made together during the Peter Pan [school play] after party, and Willie was a blast. We had to film in between the bartender walking outside serving drinks so as not to get caught and told to leave. Good times. Rest in Peace Willie. ~ Findlay Donnan
Holy Gundam!
•June 15, 2009 • Leave a CommentI’m sure you know of this already, but for those that don’t; THAT THING IS REAL!
Yes a giant, 59-foot tall [18-meter-tall] Life-Sized RX-78 Gundam has been constructed on the island of Odaiba Tokyo. The Iconic mecha design looks freaking AWESOME especially at night:
The series started in April 1979 as a TV series called Mobile Suit Gundam, and later became a franchise name with more sequels, prequels, side stories and alternative timelines, published and aired in various media including TV anime, OVA, manga, novels, and video games. Gundam became a collective term for 7 different time lines, all featuring their own story-lines, with a few common denominators and war machines called Gundam.
ARRG IT’S JUST SO, SEXY – yeah I said sexy
Photos via: Pinktentacle
Assemblage of the Gundam: Moé Passion 1 / Moé Passion 2
The Traffic Barrel Monster and Its Creator, Busted
•June 15, 2009 • 1 CommentA man expresses his creativity only to be shut down by the man!
A North Carolina man is facing criminal charges for creating an amusing piece of public art from construction barrels. NC State student history major Joseph Carnevale, 21, was nabbed Wednesday after a Raleigh Police Department investigation determined that he was responsible for the work [below] constructed May 31 on a roadway adjacent to North Carolina State University.
Carnevale, was charged with misdemeanor larceny for allegedly building his orange monster from materials pilfered from a construction site. According to an arrest warrant, Carnevale “destroyed three road blocking barrels by cutting and screwing them together to form a statue.” Police estimated that Carnevale’s artwork caused $360 in damages to Hamlett Associates, the North Carolina construction company that owned the barrels.
Facebook pages such as “Don’t Charge Joseph Carnevale” and “Art isn’t Crime!” have formed, with Barrel Monster-backers urged to contact Wake District Attorney Colon Willoughby and ask that the charges be dropped.
Willoughby himself questions how serious the crime is. And workers for the construction company that owns the barrels say they were sad to see the monster go and don’t want anyone criminally charged.
Read full article: NewsObserver
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