Sexy Lightsaber STRIP FIGHT!

•April 10, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Seriously, what more do you need to know:

Iron Man vs. Bruce Lee [stop-motion animation]

•April 9, 2009 • Leave a Comment

There could be a reason why women appear to have stronger senses of smell

•April 9, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Now this is a pretty cool story.

A new paper in the journal Flavour and Fragrance points to an evolutionary explanation for women’s superior sense of smell relative to men: they use it to sniff out genetic deficiencies in potential mates.

“Women have a larger interest in reproductive events because they have fewer opportunities for passing on their genes than men,” said George Preti, a Monell Chemical Senses Center organic chemist.

“Men produce thousands of gametes every day, women just one every month,” Preti said. “Their investment in a reproductive event is higher than men’s, so they’re more biologically attuned to who they’re mating with.”

Well, as cool as that sounds, I can’t/don’t fully believe it, not from the mouth of one organic chemist anyway, no matter how acclaimed he may be. I mean the study which would have been conducted on young American students, would not apply to non-western cultures. You know what I’m saying?

An Evolutionary Explanation for Sexual Smell Differences: WIREDScience

Oregon Passes Bill that’s “Too Gross to Talk About”

•April 9, 2009 • Leave a Comment

The newspaper headlines around this one are funny. Bottom line seems to be that they’ve outlawed bukkake:

The proposed new law nobody wants to talk about would make it a second degree sex abuse crime to propel “a dangerous substance at another person.” That substance being semen or other bodily fluid flung out of sexual desire.

Here’s a pretty straightforward wikipedia entry about the act, popularized first in Japanese pornography, then made famous through American titles. And I’m no expert, but I think you need more than one shot of cold jizz for it to qualify as bukkake, liberal Oregon.

House Bill 2478

“For the purpose of arousing or gratifying the sexual desire of the person or another person intentionally propels any dangerous substance at a victim who does not consent thereto.
(2) Sexual abuse in the second degree is a Class C felony.
(3) As used in this section, “dangerous substance” means blood, urine, semen or feces.”

Read Full Article: OregonLive

Would You Hire This Guy To Coach A Middle School Girls Soccer Team?

•April 8, 2009 • 1 Comment

I didn’t think so, but apparently, 31 year-old Roberto Rodriguez was a middle school library staffer and girls soccer coach, who was just arrested for having a sexual relationship with a female student. He is being held in the Denver County Jail on a $100,000 bond.

Roberto Rodriguez worked as a para professional and was a girls soccer coach at Lake Middle School, said Lynn Kimbrough with the Denver District Attorney’s Office.

School administrators learned of the relationship and called police to report it. Rodriguez was arrested on March 11 on charges of sexual assault on a child and sexual assault on a child by a person in a position of trust.

I’m not saying the school should have seen it coming, but…
The school should have seen it coming.

Stupid Girl

•April 8, 2009 • 1 Comment

I can understand if you were born a whore, but really – you must be a silly girl:

This Teenager Is Trying To Auction Off Her Virginity…

Eighteen-year-old Alina Percea

But Nobody’s Interested

Meet 18-year-old  Alina Percea, the young woman pictured above is attempting to auction off her virginity for 50,000 pounds. The only problem? Nobody’s bid more than 5,000 pounds so far even though [or because?] she is willing to have unprotected sex with the winner and hopes that she will be able to meet her future husband through the auction.

Unprotected sex; that bumps you up from silly to stupid; you’re just a whore for taking money for sex, and you just plain suck because I can’t afford you!

Read Silly Article: The Sun

Girl Tortured After Finding Porn

•April 8, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Every man has a cache of porn somewhere; if they don’t that’s because they only just forgot about it. And it’s hella embarrassing when it gets found. But here’s a pro-tip on how NOT to handle that situation:

A Tampa man is in jail after police say he tortured a 10-year-old relative because she found his stash of pornographic movies.

Tampa police said they received an anonymous tip that 36-year-old Moslim Al Assadi tied the girl’s hands behind her back and forced her into a partially filled bathtub where he dunked her head under water several times.

The girl’s siblings watched the incident. They said she turned blue while being dunked in the water. Tampa police detectives along with child protection investigators went to the home Thursday and removed the victim and two other children.

Police said Al Assadi has been investigated on child abuse allegations two other times, but each time investigators cleared him of any wrongdoing. He is charged with aggravated child abuse.

Savage degradation and abuse of any kind towards a woman is never acceptable. Only 10 years old and all over the sick fucks porn… What a twat.

Life On Mars [synopsis alert]

•April 8, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Gretchen Mol and Jason Omara

Apparently the US Version of “Life On Mars” has concluded, and apparently it was decent enough. So no one tell me what happened or I’ll send you back 35 years!

Being in New Zealand and all, I have to wait you see. But was it Wizard of Oz or Jacob’s Ladder good?

LIFE ON MARS – “Tuesday’s Dead”

Sam Tyler finds it difficult to separate a life-and-death hostage situation taking place at County Hospital from his own strange circumstances. Stressed about a phone call where he seems to hear his mother’s voice -in 2008- begging him to wake up, he and the rest of the squad are ordered to diffuse a potentially explosive face-off in which a crazed gunman is trying to force a doctor to reverse a dangerous operation on the renegade’s brother.

Sam, Ray, Annie and Lt. Hunt are all targeted in the madman’s cross hairs, but as Sam and the 1-2-5 attempt to resolve the confrontation, he suddenly realizes that the clock ticking on the gunman’s demands parallels another deadline that could spell the end of Sam Tyler.

Dun Dun Dun…

Robot Roll Call!

•April 7, 2009 • Leave a Comment

So who made the cut? Paramount has the list:

Read more about the sequel + see “The Doctor” & “Ravage”: USA Today

Like A Boss [music video]

•April 7, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Fresh from The Lonely Island’s Incredibad album, here is the new uncensored single “Like A Boss”, featuring comedy it-man Seth Rogen giving the mother of all performance reviews:

Awwwww CRAP! Jury Summons! [F]

•April 5, 2009 • Leave a Comment

It’s not on Wednesday, It’s Tomorrow. I know I’m going to lose sleep over this. Night.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Dr.Love Loves Dr.Pepper

•April 5, 2009 • 1 Comment

Dr Pepper has searched the Rock Legends to find its latest pop culture doc, KISS front man Gene Simmons, to introduce new Dr Pepper Cherry. Simmons, who founded the legendary rock band KISS more than 35 years ago, will star in a new commercial, letting fans know that Dr Pepper Cherry has just a KISS of cherry flavour, making it amazingly smooth.

Simmons’ “Dr. Love” will be the third Dr in the “Trust Me, I’m a Dr” advertising campaign, joining the ranks of basketball legend Dr. J (Julius Erving) and Dr. Frasier Crane (award-winning actor Kelsey Grammer). The TV spot will feature Simmons in full KISS “Demon” regalia. Nick Simmons, Gene’s son, will also star in the commercial: