Leonardo da Vinci’s Last Supper — Parodies

•April 11, 2009 • 5 Comments

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There’s nothing like a couple thousand years of of repetition and an iconic painting to get story to get lodged inside the heads of the creators of pop culture. Leonardo da Vinci’s 15th century depiction of Jesus announcing that one of his 12 disciples would betray him is so ingrained in our culture that it has been co-opted by those wishing to give weight to their parodies, tributes and caricatures.

Here are just a few of the many works of art — the cool ones:

RED DWARF 10.3, 'Lemons' - The Boys from the Dwarf recreate the Last Supper with Jesus of Caesarea

RED DWARF (10.3, “Lemons”) — The Boys from the Dwarf recreate the Last Supper with Jesus of Caesarea.

Before their characters are killed off, principal actors receive a 'last supper' on the day they film their death scenes, where they are also given mementos from the show.

The Walking Dead — Before their characters are killed off, principal actors receive a ‘last supper’ on the day they film their death scenes, where they are also given mementos from the show.

Sopranos Last Supper

The Sopranos — Famed celebrity photographer Annie Leibowitz captured The Sopranos Jesus Christ pose in 1999, with Tony as the central figure in this mob of disciples and his treacherous mother Livia as Judas. Who will take on that role as the series wraps up?

House LastSupper [promo]

House — Love House. Set in an operating room with a patient for a table, it mimics da Vinci’s Last Supper perfectly:

“I don’t think anyone in the picture is supposed to be ‘Judas.’ Even though Dr. Chase sits at the right spot for it, him being ‘Judas’ would not make sense in a promotional picture for the fourth season in which he plays a minor role (if it were for one of the previous seasons, then yes, sure). Surely, this might change. However, if you look at the picture, you might consider it odd, showing only 11 ‘disciples’. Thus, it is most likely that the missing person is the one who could be considered ‘Judas’ in the fourth season (maybe ‘Cut-Throat Bitch’).
As a promotional picture it would have been unwise to depict that ‘Judas’ and giving away a such important clue as to what the ‘Judas-character might be up to in the course of that season.”

Star Wars LastSupper

Star Wars — Eric Deschamps was commissioned to paint this by Giant magazine before the final Star Wars installment was released:

“They wanted selected Star Wars characters in the Last Supper. I started out staying really close to the poses in the actual last supper painting then ended up straying away from them a bit to make the wide range of characters fit.” I would have preferred to see Boba Fett as Judas instead of Han Solo or Chewbacca (I can’t tell who it’s supposed to be) but I suppose that is one of the difficulties when placing all the characters into a preset image.”

Popeye LastSupper

Popeye — Artist *ATLbladerunner’s Popeye parody, titled Supper At Sea is described thusly:

“All of the characters are from the Thimble Theater strip by E.C. Segar, which later became just the Popeye comic strip. I tried to keep most of the characters in the same positions as the apostles are in Leonardo’s version, and tried to put in a few little fun things relating to the original. For instance, putting Olive in the same place as the apostle John, who some believe to be Mary Magdelene. I also had to put Brutus in the place of Judas Iscariot, and have him holding money (pieces of silver).”

From Left to right — Alice the Goon, the Sea Hag, Poopdeck Pappy, Brutus, Professor O.G. Wattasnozzle, Olive Oyl, Popeye, the Jeep, J. Wellington Wimpy, Rough House the cook, Swee’ Pea, George Geezil, Castor Oyl.

Simpsons LastSupper

The Simpsons — Depicting Homer Simpson with his beer-swilling disciples at Moe’s is inspired, but my one complaint is how many minor characters there are in the bar, making some guy I don’t even recognize as Judas. The image comes from the end of Thank God It’s Doomsday.

Sesame Street LastSupper

Sesame Street — I accept Big Bird as the Saviour, but why would Cookie Monster betray him? I suppose it would be very easy to bribe him with cookies. Brought to you by the letters J and C.

Battlestar Galactica LastSupper

Battlestar Galactica — Last Supper pop culture homages continue to surface, easily making it one of the most imitated images for satirists. What makes this image so popular is the back story is so well know that all anyone needs to do is plug in the appropriate characters and a new story emerges.

The latest version I’ve come across is Entertainment Weekly’s Battlestar Galactica Last Supper in their preview of season four. To my unending shame I have not been watching BSG, but happily executive producer Ron Moore explains the placement of the figures:

“Gaius Baltar & Number Six: Even though Baltar seemed to be on a savior track, “that’s not really what the story is about,” explains Moore. “Baltar’s Six has proclaimed that she is delivering the gospel of the [Cylon’s] one true god, so it seemed natural to place her at the center of the photo.”

Lee Adama: “The brooding (Judas-like?) former pilot is still in his civilian suit. “He does not return to flight status,” says Moore.

Watchmen LastSupper

Watchmen — In the opening credits of the Watchmen, accompanied by Bob Dylan’s song The Times, They Are A ‘Changin’, the credit sequence shows a brief history of masked heroes.

The scene that stood out for me was the party for Sally Jupiter’s retirement from The Minutemen, which is based on Leonardo da Vinci’s The Last Supper. I love that this homage/parody has once again risen in current pop culture.

Seated left to right: Mothman, Silhouette, nurse, The Comedian (in the seat of Judas), a pregnant Silk Spectre I/Sally Jupiter as the Christ figure, her husband Laurence Schexnader, Nite Owl I, Captain Metropolis, Hooded Justice.

South Park LastSupper

South Park — A scene from the episode Margaritaville with Kyle, the Jew, as Jesus and Cartman as his Judas It’s a perfect match.

From Wikipedia: Kyle and his friends go out for pizza at Whistlin’ Willy’s and laments that he feels they won’t be able to get together like this anymore because he thinks he is going to be killed. He says he worries that one of his friends will betray him. All of them act shocked while Cartman stands up and says that whoever betrays Kyle “is a dick” and “it’s not cool!” Kyle admits to his friends while glaring accusingly at Cartman that he knows what he has to do to save everyone.

Lost Last Supper

LOST

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Sexy Lightsaber STRIP FIGHT!

•April 10, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Seriously, what more do you need to know:

Iron Man vs. Bruce Lee [stop-motion animation]

•April 9, 2009 • Leave a Comment

There could be a reason why women appear to have stronger senses of smell

•April 9, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Now this is a pretty cool story.

A new paper in the journal Flavour and Fragrance points to an evolutionary explanation for women’s superior sense of smell relative to men: they use it to sniff out genetic deficiencies in potential mates.

“Women have a larger interest in reproductive events because they have fewer opportunities for passing on their genes than men,” said George Preti, a Monell Chemical Senses Center organic chemist.

“Men produce thousands of gametes every day, women just one every month,” Preti said. “Their investment in a reproductive event is higher than men’s, so they’re more biologically attuned to who they’re mating with.”

Well, as cool as that sounds, I can’t/don’t fully believe it, not from the mouth of one organic chemist anyway, no matter how acclaimed he may be. I mean the study which would have been conducted on young American students, would not apply to non-western cultures. You know what I’m saying?

An Evolutionary Explanation for Sexual Smell Differences: WIREDScience

Oregon Passes Bill that’s “Too Gross to Talk About”

•April 9, 2009 • Leave a Comment

The newspaper headlines around this one are funny. Bottom line seems to be that they’ve outlawed bukkake:

The proposed new law nobody wants to talk about would make it a second degree sex abuse crime to propel “a dangerous substance at another person.” That substance being semen or other bodily fluid flung out of sexual desire.

Here’s a pretty straightforward wikipedia entry about the act, popularized first in Japanese pornography, then made famous through American titles. And I’m no expert, but I think you need more than one shot of cold jizz for it to qualify as bukkake, liberal Oregon.

House Bill 2478

“For the purpose of arousing or gratifying the sexual desire of the person or another person intentionally propels any dangerous substance at a victim who does not consent thereto.
(2) Sexual abuse in the second degree is a Class C felony.
(3) As used in this section, “dangerous substance” means blood, urine, semen or feces.”

Read Full Article: OregonLive

Would You Hire This Guy To Coach A Middle School Girls Soccer Team?

•April 8, 2009 • 1 Comment

I didn’t think so, but apparently, 31 year-old Roberto Rodriguez was a middle school library staffer and girls soccer coach, who was just arrested for having a sexual relationship with a female student. He is being held in the Denver County Jail on a $100,000 bond.

Roberto Rodriguez worked as a para professional and was a girls soccer coach at Lake Middle School, said Lynn Kimbrough with the Denver District Attorney’s Office.

School administrators learned of the relationship and called police to report it. Rodriguez was arrested on March 11 on charges of sexual assault on a child and sexual assault on a child by a person in a position of trust.

I’m not saying the school should have seen it coming, but…
The school should have seen it coming.

Stupid Girl

•April 8, 2009 • 1 Comment

I can understand if you were born a whore, but really – you must be a silly girl:

This Teenager Is Trying To Auction Off Her Virginity…

Eighteen-year-old Alina Percea

But Nobody’s Interested

Meet 18-year-old  Alina Percea, the young woman pictured above is attempting to auction off her virginity for 50,000 pounds. The only problem? Nobody’s bid more than 5,000 pounds so far even though [or because?] she is willing to have unprotected sex with the winner and hopes that she will be able to meet her future husband through the auction.

Unprotected sex; that bumps you up from silly to stupid; you’re just a whore for taking money for sex, and you just plain suck because I can’t afford you!

Read Silly Article: The Sun

Girl Tortured After Finding Porn

•April 8, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Every man has a cache of porn somewhere; if they don’t that’s because they only just forgot about it. And it’s hella embarrassing when it gets found. But here’s a pro-tip on how NOT to handle that situation:

A Tampa man is in jail after police say he tortured a 10-year-old relative because she found his stash of pornographic movies.

Tampa police said they received an anonymous tip that 36-year-old Moslim Al Assadi tied the girl’s hands behind her back and forced her into a partially filled bathtub where he dunked her head under water several times.

The girl’s siblings watched the incident. They said she turned blue while being dunked in the water. Tampa police detectives along with child protection investigators went to the home Thursday and removed the victim and two other children.

Police said Al Assadi has been investigated on child abuse allegations two other times, but each time investigators cleared him of any wrongdoing. He is charged with aggravated child abuse.

Savage degradation and abuse of any kind towards a woman is never acceptable. Only 10 years old and all over the sick fucks porn… What a twat.

Life On Mars [synopsis alert]

•April 8, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Gretchen Mol and Jason Omara

Apparently the US Version of “Life On Mars” has concluded, and apparently it was decent enough. So no one tell me what happened or I’ll send you back 35 years!

Being in New Zealand and all, I have to wait you see. But was it Wizard of Oz or Jacob’s Ladder good?

LIFE ON MARS – “Tuesday’s Dead”

Sam Tyler finds it difficult to separate a life-and-death hostage situation taking place at County Hospital from his own strange circumstances. Stressed about a phone call where he seems to hear his mother’s voice -in 2008- begging him to wake up, he and the rest of the squad are ordered to diffuse a potentially explosive face-off in which a crazed gunman is trying to force a doctor to reverse a dangerous operation on the renegade’s brother.

Sam, Ray, Annie and Lt. Hunt are all targeted in the madman’s cross hairs, but as Sam and the 1-2-5 attempt to resolve the confrontation, he suddenly realizes that the clock ticking on the gunman’s demands parallels another deadline that could spell the end of Sam Tyler.

Dun Dun Dun…

Robot Roll Call!

•April 7, 2009 • Leave a Comment

So who made the cut? Paramount has the list:

Read more about the sequel + see “The Doctor” & “Ravage”: USA Today

Like A Boss [music video]

•April 7, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Fresh from The Lonely Island’s Incredibad album, here is the new uncensored single “Like A Boss”, featuring comedy it-man Seth Rogen giving the mother of all performance reviews:

Awwwww CRAP! Jury Summons! [F]

•April 5, 2009 • Leave a Comment

It’s not on Wednesday, It’s Tomorrow. I know I’m going to lose sleep over this. Night.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO