Encouragement [14]

•December 21, 2008 • Leave a Comment

No Cake For The Moronic Parents [Kuntz]

•December 21, 2008 • Leave a Comment

A US bakery has refused to decorate a three-year-old’s birthday cake with his name –

What the birthday cake might have looked like

A D O L F   H I T L E R   C A M P B E L L

The trouble, the New Jersey shop said, was that it was “inappropriate” to put such a name on the cake. But the little boy’s father, Heath Campbell, said it was unfair of ShopRite supermarket to turn down his request.

Heath Campbell said he named his son after Adolf Hitler because he liked the name and because:

“no one else in the world would have that name”

No shit fucktard.

It gets worse:

The shop has also refused to make a cake for Mr Campbell’s second child, who turns two next February. Her name is JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell. Heath and Deborah Campbell’s third child will probably not get a cake from that shop either.

The eight-month-old baby has been named Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell, apparently a reference to one of the Nazi’s most monstrous leaders, SS head Heinrich Himmler.

For the time being, the matter has been settled – the Campbells had their cake made by Wal-Mart.

Read Full Article: SKY News

I think I’m missing the story here by going off at the parents like that. The fact is, the Baker can do whatever he wants based on however he feels and what his thoughts are. I’m with the Baker on this one – to an extent. Make the children a cake for fucks sake.

Some people really shouldn’t be allowed to procreate. Or at least not name their children themselves. Idiots. You never know, he might develop “Daddy Issues” like the former Adolf.

Mr Heath Campbell – 

 YOU FAIL AT LIFE

UPDATE: Adolf Hitler removed from home – Jan 14 2009

Remember Heath and Deborah Campbell, the two failures at life that named their children Adolph Hitler, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation, and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie? Well, unsurprisingly, they’ve had their kids removed from the household by the New Jersey’s Division of Youth and Family Services because they’re fucking idiots and shouldn’t have been allowed to breed in the first place.

No reason was given for why the children were removed, however, and Holland Township police chief David Van Gilson told the site they had not received any reports of abuse or negligence.

Um, naming your son Adolph Hitler IS abuse.

“They’re just names, you know,” Heath Campbell told the Easton Express-Times in December. “Yeah, they (the Nazis) were bad people back then. But my kids are little. They’re not going to grow up like that.”

However, Heath reportedly denies the Holocaust and their home is decorated with swastikas.

Real smooth there, Heath, real smooth.

Read Full Article: nydailynews

GAME: More – Bush Head Shoe Games [Not As Enjoyable As The First]

•December 19, 2008 • 6 Comments

This Time Play From The Journalist’s POV. Not as much effort was put into these 2 new games, so I can’t say I found them all to enjoyable as the first.

SOCK & AWE

PLAY IT!

BUSH SHOE THROWING GAME

PLAY IT!

How many more games are out there like this Hmm? And I think we’re missing and misconstruing the real issue here.

Related Blog Post: Topher Hemann

Genius Has Side Effects

•December 18, 2008 • Leave a Comment

If you don’t watch HOUSE, firstly, you really should. The writing is amazing as is the entire series in general. Not many shows are able to transcend their first season success and continue on. House manages this feat effortlessly and if you watch an episode you’ll know why.

Secondly, this video probably won’t interest you in the slightest if you don’t watch House.

This is Hugh Laurie’s HOUSE Audition Tape which can be found on the DVD box set – season 1: [or… youtube…]

Awesome. I only watched this today and I had to post it. I can’t believe Hugh Laurie had to AUDITION, considering the fact that no one in the world could have played his character better, let alone at all.

Also checkout:

80s Polaroid Ad – Hugh Laurie

How strangely nostalgic.

Blackadder series 4 – Final Scene

The Blackadder character’s also die at the end of the first and second seasons, so this series wasn’t unusual in that respect. Of course, the deaths in the earlier shows were played for laughs and had nothing like the poignancy of this great scene.

Also today:

That Book I found in the Square, I dropped it off outside the city Post-Shop.

To be perfectly honest with you, I couldn’t stand reading it. Not my style at all. The writing was too formal with so many unnecessary adjectives, I felt like I was being schooled in a lesson on fine edict rather than being engrossed in story.

Hope someone else out there likes her:

Elyza - Clare Darcy

Santa Saves Two Girls From Molesting Relative

•December 18, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Letter to Santa saved girls lives:

A TEXAS man has been arrested after a nine-year-old girl wrote to Santa Claus asking that a relative stop touching her and her sister.

A man from the town of Pharr was arrested on Friday and is in the Hidalgo County jail.

A criminal complaint says the girl turned the letter in at Cesar Chavez Elementary School.

The complaint says investigators believe the molestation occurred over a period of four years.

The man is charged with continuous sexual abuse of a young child and could face as many as 99 years in prison ifconvicted.

Read Full Article: The Daily Telegraph

Knowing – Movie Trailer

•December 17, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Directed by Alex Proyas [The Crow/Dark City/i-Robot] and starring [Elvis fetish] Nicolas Cage and the super hawt Rose Byrne [Troy/28Weeks Later/Sunshine]; this movie has me interested.

unrelated, but I gotta say, man am I glad I never watched M. Night Shyamalan’s The Happening – I’d be sceptical about most movies like this – lol shame

I Ain’t No Waylon Smithers – But This Is Only The Coolest [girl toy] Barbie EVER

•December 17, 2008 • 1 Comment

Official Mattel Barbie - The Birds

Waylon Smithers

Dressed in a re-creation of the stylish green skirt-suit worn by the film’s ill-fated heroine in an iconic scene, Alfred Hitchcock’s “The Birds” Barbie® Doll celebrates the 45th anniversary of the acclaimed film. From the doll’s classic ensemble to the perfectly painted expression to the accompanying black birds, every aspect captures the film’s infamous appeal.

Whatever you say Mattel, now make a Kim Novak one!

GAME: Bush’s Boot Camp

•December 17, 2008 • 5 Comments

Muntadar al-Zaidi, The Iraqi journalist’s shoe-throwing attack on George W Bush has been immortalised in an online video game:

PLAY IT!

As hilarious and .gif worthy the incident was, did we really need a flash game?
Apparently so.

The company T-Enterprise must be quick with their flash programming because in less than 24 hours they managed to churn out a game [albeit a crappy one] where you must defend the President from shoes being thrown his way.

Rather than batting the shoes down with your arms or hands, though, the game makes you shoot the shoes, with a good chance at hitting the President. Game Politics noted that was probably by design. 

I thought I was doing well, until [like countless others] I unloaded into the President. Personal first-time high score of 36 OH YEAH!

“If you watch the video clip, the Secret Service don’t move to protect the President until the second shoe has been thrown,” said Sadi Chishti, managing director of T-Enterprise, the Glasgow-based company behind the computer game. “We’re hoping the agents will use this game as a training aid for future footwear attacks on world leaders.”

Raw Video: Iraqi Journalist Throws Shoe at Bush

138 Scenes You Won’t See in Terminator Salvation

•December 17, 2008 • Leave a Comment


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 GIZMODO GALLERY

Teen Shot Parents For Confiscating Halo 3

•December 16, 2008 • 3 Comments

You read right. What a shame and a down right tragedy. Although if you ask me, this has got to be a case of prior premeditated murder, surely.

Daniel Petric

According to prosectors, Daniel Petric, 16 at the time of the shooting, was forbidden to buy Halo 3 by his parents, Mark and Susan Petric. The teen snuck out to purchase the game anyway, and was caught by his parents upon his return. 

His father, a minister at the Life Assembly of God in Wellington, Ohio, then took it, placing the game in a lockbox — the same lockbox in which he stored his 9mm handgun.

Somehow, Petric retrieved his game and the gun from the lockbox. And according to his father, Petric entered the living room with a chilling request.

“Would you guys close your eyes? I have a surprise for you.”

At that point, he was said to shoot both of his parents in the head, killing his mother.

Mark Petric survived due to the timely arrival of his daughter and her husband, who had arrived to watch a Cleveland Indians game.

Petric’s lawyers gave an opening statement mentioning that he’d suffered from a severe staph infection and found himself homebound to games and television for a year.

Mark and Sue Petric have been pastors of New Life Assembly of God for over 2 years now. Prior to coming to Wellington they were youth and associate pastors at Eastgate Assembly of God and foster parents of the Bair Foundation while in Columbus, Ohio. The Petric's also worked with troubled teenagers as house parents and assistant directors of the Choice Place Boys Home in Ashland. VERY SMALL FILE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Still waiting to confirm these are really the Petrics. Woman has been killed; husband has been shot.

Very sad story. In my opinion this has nothing to do with Halo, gaming culture or a staph infection. Just murder. Could religion take some of the blame? considering the fact it was the minister’s gun that was used.

Remarkably Daniel’s dad forgave him, and is now speaking with him and making an attempt to salvage something meaningful. The dad is certainly more emotionally invested than I am. Do slow-witted scumbags like this deserve forgiveness and a dignified three meal prison life?

Read Full Article: Cleveland News

Coexistence – Casshern’s Soon To Be Brother – GOEMON

•December 16, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Have you seen Casshern?

No? Well that’s ok.

Have you known about Casshern but never bothered to watch it?

!

You suck worst than a diseased desperate housewife who thinks the cure for aids is penis.

Casshern man… Kasshân… I don’t even want to start writing about Casshern because I don’t think I will come close to conveying how I feel about the visually stunning, science-fiction, action, dystopian, anti-hero, mad science, mutants, robots and superior Japanese storytelling cinema masterpiece!!! [deep breath] CASSHERN – Movie Trailer:

Kazuaki Kiriya is a Director of whom I hold high-esteem for. He is by no means a filmmaking workaholic like say Takashi Miike [fucking genius], as he only has 2004’s Casshern to his filmmaking [writer/director/cinematographer/editor] credit. But Mr Kiriya has been working. And it looks –

G O E M O N

 – E P I C –

Currently in Post-production; no doubt this film is going to be wicked styli. The design work in Casshern was breathtaking and the idea at the core of the narrative was ingenious. My biggest thought is whether or not Goemon will be as emotionally complex as Casshern?

No official details have actually leaked out; but man am I gonna stalk the shit out of this one.

Official Site: [Japanese] Goemon Movie

Know That Movie?

•December 16, 2008 • Leave a Comment