Where Dipshits & Fuckwits Thrive / Human Mosquitoes

•February 6, 2015 • Leave a Comment

Dear citizens of the human race,

Please don’t let the derogatory online opinions of others get to you, especially those coming from people with a record for writing crude articles you do not agree with. Pity such people, because they have chosen to be naive antagonisers who have bullshitted themselves in their own unambitious little worlds. These are the real losers of planet Earth. Who you are is who you are for a damn good and special reason, and no outsider could possibly imagine living through your life or fathom an ounce of free-thought and love the way you can. You are a unique individual, and anyone who has the gald to devalue an individual’s uniqueness to nothing more than a derogatory label is clearly an idiot. An A-grade tool on the fuckwit-o-metre. Such negative people will always make others angry, simply because, we all intuitively know deep down when someone is wrong and ignorant of all those truths ringing within our very souls. Always standing for who we are and what is right. So please, don’t let some dipshit who gets paid regardless of his or her intentions or content get you down. They know shit about shit and the archives of their shit writing will just go to prove that. You, yes you, you are beautiful, and the world is lucky to have you in it. Just remember, you will always be loved. Dipshits on the other-hand can fuck themselves and decay for anyone really cares. Who loves them? They’re like mosquitoes; I don’t want to hurt any but when they start nipping for my blood, man, my hands are all flamenco tango hand clapping and shit. And who ever misses a dead mosquito? Don’t catch their hate, citizens. Trust.

I write this because I read a friend’s response to an article about why women with tattoos and piercings are broken sluts, and it upset me. It upset me because I don’t know where to begin to express how absolutely wrong and awful everything the person who wrote the article is, or how to tell my tatted friend that I think she’s pretty fucking cool, just the way she is, and for giving a shit and putting her voice forward.

Just because someone has a platform and regular followers does not mean that that someone and what they have to say has any credibility or truth for anyone else besides them and their little jerk circle. We all have to figure out who we are and what we choose to believe in, in this life. It’s not only obviously rude, but anyone who presumes to know all there is to know about women based on something as alterable as their outer appearance is a fucking attention-seeking assclown. Ignorant haters and naysayers alike (or fuckwits/dipshits as I like to call them) will always be mistaken about others, because they are mistaken about life. You know what, fuck it, I wasn’t going to call anyone out, but fuck this guy right here and his stupid misogynistic article/s about women:

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“Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.” ~ Oscar Wilde. The vast internet is a great, non-discriminant place for the young and old alike who share that unquenchable thirst for knowledge, entertainment and connectivity. This unfortunately is also part of the reason why fuckwits take, like flies to shit — where ignorant unambitious haters thrive. We are all awesome, people. Fail to recognize that and you degenerate to a, Matt Forney, of sorts.

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Read these toxic thoughts at your own risk. Don’t bother responding to the article though, trust me, no one on the other end of that website has a clue.

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…Piss off.

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•February 6, 2015 • Leave a Comment

Have a Good Waitangi Day, Kiwis

•February 6, 2015 • Leave a Comment

Waitangi Day is a public holiday held on 6 February every year to commemorate the signing of New Zealand’s founding document — the Treaty of Waitangi — in 1840. Guess where I am:

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Coyote Kisses “Sunny Day” [♬]

•February 5, 2015 • Leave a Comment

“Somewhere along the line, seagulls turned into skittle-shooting automatic lasers.”

Mean Tweets: Music Edition #2

•February 4, 2015 • Leave a Comment

People write very nasty things on Twitter. From time to time on this program, we shine a light on that. We are pleased to bring you our second all-music edition of #MeanTweets featuring Josh Groban, Drake, Lady Gaga, Sam Smith, Jessie J, Blake Shelton, Haim, Wiz Khalifa, Ed Sheeran, Iggy Azalea, Pitbull, Sia, Childish Gambino, Britney Spears, Ariana Grande, Jason Aldean, 5 Seconds Of Summer, Katy Perry and Psy.

SIMPSONS PIXELS & THE BARTMAN

•February 4, 2015 • Leave a Comment

Really good animation, and one of the best opening title couch gags I’ve seen since 2009 — Pixel tribute to the hit series “The Simpsons“:

Directed and animated by Paul Robertson (probertson.tumblr.com) and Ivan Dixon (pug-of-war.tumblr.com). Music by Jeremy Dower (www.jeremydower.com).

Neat. This reminded me of an early 90s classic that used to play in the mornings when I was a kid, a time when video games were fresh and either pixely or polygony, and which, for some reason, is incredibly hard to find a good copy of anywhere today (must be a copyright thing): Bart Simpson’s “Do The Bartman[directed by Brad Bird]

The Bartman

“Do the Bartman” is a pop rap song from the 1990 Simpsons album The Simpsons Sing the Blues. It was performed by The Simpsons cast member Nancy Cartwright and was released as a promotional single from the album on November 20, 1990. The song was written and produced by legendary recording artist Michael Jackson, and Bryan Loren.

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“If you can do the Bart, you’re bad like Michael Jackson.”

No one knows why, but for some reason, Milhouse’s hair ISN’T blue!

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This Simpsons fan and YouTuber, Jailon Thomas, made a video game sprite animation tribute to Bartman that I feel deserves some sort of mention on the internet:

“This is the first sprite animation I made 3 years ago and I wanted to see what it would be like to have a “do the Bart man” music video video game style…where Bart goes through various video game universes, trying to get video game characters to do the bartman; it also features earl from toejam and earl. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.”

World Maps Without New Zealand

•February 1, 2015 • Leave a Comment

NO NZ WORLD MAPS

As a Kiwi, and as other Kiwis will attest — it goes without saying — we get excited when we hear or notice anything New Zealand related on the telly or in a movie. Not sure why that is exactly, but we do. So naturally, the same thing happens when New Zealand isn’t mentioned, or rather, excluded from things we believe it shouldn’t be excluded from. Case in point — ‘World’ Maps without NZ:

Time Zone Deviants, Part I -- The strangest time zones in the world map

The article mentions the unusual and interesting Chatham Standard Time Zone but doesn’t think the country it belongs to is important enough to be shown.

Thanks, Obama.

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Worried about shale gas and fracking? Don’t be. It won’t happen in New Zealand:

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Bees of New Zealand, sorry guys, you’re on your own.

Bees of New Zealand, sorry guys, you’re on your own.

Way back in 2006 we went to Swarovski Crystal World in Wattens, Austria and we saw this pretty weak approximation. It’s like after the artist finished labouring over the accuracy of Australia he was sick of the fucking thing so he just slapped a few crystals down and said “ehh, close enough.” ~ user submitted

Way back in 2006 we went to Swarovski Crystal World in Wattens, Austria

More @ http://worldmapswithout.nz/ And now you have a reason to examine every damn map that comes within your line of sight. You’re welcome!

Wah-Wahs & All Saints “Pure Shores” [♬] [throwback]

•January 27, 2015 • Leave a Comment

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Apparently one in every five men will admit to secretly loving this song… Real statistic.

Came on the car radio and reminded me of my girlchildhood. 90s music and road-trips always work. This won’t interest anyone I’m sure, but The X Factor New Zealand television reality music competition show (originating from the original UK series and based on the Australian The X Factor production format) has English singer-songwriter and All Saints member, Melanie Blatt, as one of the judges. Small world huh.

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I was more of a Spice Girls & B*Witched weenie, but this song did strike some chords with me, those cords in particular being that wah-wah guitar dip sound. I will always attribute that riff to Johnny “Guitar” Watson, the godfather of the wah-wah sound, and especially Herbie Hancock’s cover of “Bubbles” (@ 2:33):

This post is a transvestite against good taste. Forgive me lords of funk, but I have to leave this here, if only so it may never be mentioned again for the rest of my adult life:

Oh my… I’m so ashamed right now. I bought the cassette tape and everything.

ROAD TRIP!!!

•January 17, 2015 • Leave a Comment

I will be exploring the north island of my beautiful country for the next few weeks, so don’t expect nuthin until I return, yall!

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Err… Taking photos on the road probably isn’t the safest thing to be doing then huh…

Ignition Sequences

•January 16, 2015 • Leave a Comment

A recent viral video campaign to promote cascadejuggling.co.uk by impressing you with fiery bits of steel wool spun into the air. And it totally works:

공각기동대 온라인 Ghost in the Shell Online

•January 15, 2015 • Leave a Comment

This is the official trailer for upcoming first-person shooter Ghost in the Shell Online, developed by South Korean developer Neople and published by Nexon, the game is based on the universe of Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex, and it looks killer!

WarSting — This DIY Hobbit Sword Glows Near Unsecured Wi-Fi Networks

•January 14, 2015 • Leave a Comment

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The magical dagger Sting protected Bilbo from evil creatures and glowed blue when there were orcs nearby. But WarSting, Spark IO’s modern take on Sting, provides a more timely warning — It will glow when there are unsecured wireless networks nearby:

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That’s right; this homemade replica modified from a toy, instead of glowing blue when it detects Orcs, glows blue when it picks up an open wi-fi network. All you have to do then is thrust and swing at the invisible frequency bands to store the name of the unsecured network to a Spark Cloud account for future use. Just don’t get caught swinging/hacking away at someone else’s network or you may just come face to face with a very real and visibly irate household troll of some sort. I’m not saying don’t do it — I was using my neighbours connection for a good year before moving out; silly Marshal59 named his network after his password — just don’t get stung, newb.

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You can’t buy WarSting, but you can make it, here @ http://blog.spark.io/2014/12/17/warsting-a-wifi-scanning-sword-for-hobbits/

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