…I need it.
The Sparkling Geometric Palace Cocktail Table by John Foster
•October 14, 2014 • Leave a CommentThe Language of Comic Books
•October 14, 2014 • Leave a Comment‘Hear ye, Hear ye!’ Comics are awesome, people!!! VICE has a neat article on how the vocabulary used by comic book writers has been adopted by pretty much every facet of mainstream culture — You probably already know what most of these terms mean:
G L O S S A R Y O F T E R M S :
Done-in-one: n. A single-issue story. / Anthology: n. A collection of stories by a variety of creative teams. / Miniseries: n. A comics title with a definitive endpoint, usually three to six issues. / Crossover: n. A storyline that goes across multiple titles. Usually, these days, a crossover has its own title (an “event book”) as well. The first comic book crossover was 1940’s Marvel Mystery Comics #8. The two most popular features, Human Torch and Submariner, fought each other. From that moment on, [crossovers] became standard operating procedure. / Event: n. [A crossover] that’s happening to the entire universe, the entire line, simultaneously. Almost all the titles participate in that. / Tie-in: n. The individual issue or issues of an [ongoing] title that link into a specific event (unique to events as opposed to crossovers). / Reboot: n. When you take a pre-existing franchise [or fictional universe] and you wipe everything that happened clean and you start from scratch [usually with the same characters]. Most reboots are also a relaunch. e.g., Casino Royale [is a reboot of the James Bond franchise.] / Origin Story: n. [The story in which we see] where a character came from. (Note: Many origins are also first appearances. In Spider-Man’s first appearance, [Amazing Fantasy #15], you meet Peter Parker, he gets bitten by a radioactive spider, and Uncle Ben gets shot.)
That’s right; you can thank comic books this time for influencing western language and not Shakespeare! That show off. Speaking of vocabulary; Here are some onomatopoeia collages by Florida artist, Amy Watkins — signature comic sound effects for that added graphic punch:
“I love my comics too much to keep them in dusty long boxes in the closet. After I’ve read the stories and pored over the pictures, I want to enjoy my comics again, as a medium for new art. I sell original, handmade pieces — no prints here — constructed out of the amazing art of old comic books.” ~ Amy Watkins of PowerUpCollage
Train Hero — The Best Non-Violent Way to End a Fight
•October 13, 2014 • Leave a CommentHahaha, stepped down. I eye fucked two harassers into submission on the train once, and as happy as I was, it wasn’t nearly as funny as this:
This mysterious video shows a thug harass a woman on a German train. When he savagely kicks her, a fellow passenger stands up to him and in one quick movement, immediately diffuses the situation. Curious to know what the most powerful, nonviolent weapon is?
It’s pants on the ground. I MEAN; shame. It’s shame…But really its pants on the ground, pants on the ground, looking like a fool with your pants on the ground! GET IT UP! HEY!
Vampillia “Mirror Mirror” [animation] [music video]
•October 13, 2014 • Leave a CommentChildish Gambino “Telegraph Ave” (“Oakland” By Lloyd) featuring Jhené Aiko [music video]
•October 12, 2014 • Leave a CommentWhoa. Gambino is killin’ it atm. The ending to this video caught me off guard for sure, so watch it until the end to see how the story unravels in paradise:
Directed by Hiro Murai / From the album ‘Because the Internet’: http://smarturl.it/becausetheinternet
PRETTY DEADLY [comics]
•October 12, 2014 • Leave a CommentDefinitely one of the best stories to grace the comic community this year:
“Pretty Deadly” — Written by Kelly Sue DeConnick / Art by Jordie Bellaire & Emma Rios
PROJECT ARBITER [short film]
•October 10, 2014 • Leave a CommentIf you have 20mins to spare, you might like this indie-science-fiction espionage excursion set during the Nazi occupation of World War II. PROJECT ARBITER follows a solider in an experimental suit fighting off an army of Nazis. It has a cool, sci-fi/steampunk aesthetic, and the action is done extremely well, as is the cinematography:
1943. Thousands of feet above Northern Europe, a small plane carries a skeleton crew of the Allies best, including special operative captain Joseph Colburn. His handler, major Thomas Hardy does a final review of the mission’s grim intel: infiltrate a mysterious villa on the Polish border and uncover its secrets.
THE IMPORTANCE OF THIS SCENE:
•October 10, 2014 • Leave a Comment
“Here, Captain America — a hero in this film — is standing still while three other kinds of heroes, rush around to do their job. (this is in no way bashing Cap, he is simply standing still at this moment, most likely in shock/fatigue). A soldier, a BLACK COP and two firemen. While American’s super soldier is immobilized, our every day heroes are still fighting to ensure safety and peace. The fact that Marvel created this moment in their film, a film focused on the heroes, speaks yet again to their message that you don’t have to be a super, to be super.”






















Toasters; They Can Be Scary…
•October 9, 2014 • Leave a CommentMy friend posted a status update on Facebook that made my day. She watches “Criminal Minds” she tells me, but was somehow frightened by her toaster. She wouldn’t appreciate me talking about her, so instead, here are some cat reaction videos, or reenactments if you will, of how I imagined my friend jumping, when I read her status:
Haha, the suspense! …I think I may like these videos way more than anticipated.
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