R.I.P. Dick Miller 1928 ~ 2019

•February 1, 2019 • Leave a Comment

Richard Miller was an American character actor who appeared in more than 100 films, including my favourite film of all time, Explorers (1985). He passed away aged 90.

Though Miller never became a major Hollywood star, he was highly respected within the film industry. Admiration, enjoyable projects, loving wife and children; I’d take that over mega stardom any day. My condolences.

Kiwi Singer Gets Face Tattoo of Harry Styles’ Face

•January 31, 2019 • Leave a Comment

*Sigh* I avoid celebrity smut, which is to say shameless and misguided publicity stunts, because it always results in me feeling sorry for people. But sometimes, just sometimes, human behaviour takes a big slice of that yolo cake we call life and just throws it the fuck back up, and the resulting mess is so illogical it needs to be shared with the world, lest we forget how uncouth our fellow inhabitants can be.

Case in point, this girl who got a poorly drawn depiction of another person’s face tattooed on her face, and the dick tattoo artist who agreed to do it:

The Los Angeles-based, Gold Coast raised singer Kelsy Karter is from New Zealand, believe it or not. That’s right, she’s a born Kiwi, making her sort of an ambassador for our humble country when abroad (unfortunately).

“He’s introduced the kids to the kind of music I want to make. For that, I’m really grateful. I also just want his career. I feel like I’m a female version – I really want to work with him.”

The tattoo is meant to be of pop star Harry Styles, and her reason for getting it is… Well… On the one hand, self-serving people deserve the consequential shit they put themselves through, and on the other hand, in what society is this not deemed pathetic? To love something so much you believe branding yourself with another person’s likeness, on your face, by means of a strangers’ ability to do so, is a worthwhile step in a positive direction. There’s humour in this, for sure, it’s just hard to see through all that weak-mindedness. Makes me want to yell ‘money isn’t everything, people!’

Really casts a shadow on her potential as a respectable artist, and on society for not having a backbone (parents, friends, fans, career managers and business owner operators alike). This sort of thing just bums me out.

“I’m a big fan of Harry and I’m not afraid to express it! I honestly just don’t really know how to do anything half-arse.”

I so wanted to take the shit out of her spoiled decision-making skills, but it speaks for itself. How does someone goes from this:

To this:

Time to redefine your meaning of career girl.

“Listen, I want a 50-year career,” she says. “I want to be as big as I can be. I want to make music and make movies and tour the world. If I’ve learned anything about myself it’s that I’m built for this. I didn’t really know what to expect; I’m not the kind of person that thinks before she jumps. So it wasn’t, ‘Oh, what should I prepare myself for?’ It was, ‘Yep, I’m gonna do this,’ and off I went. You have to be resilient and innovative and strong and independent — and I’m all of those things.”

I am an optimist at heart and in mind. It’s one of my better qualities and core beliefs. That also means I see the best in people and their potential to do better. I believe we are all capable of striving for more than what is offered, for things better than what is known to us, and a facial portrait ‘prison-tattoo’ of a yesteryear pop idol goes against everything!! Sorry not sorry, for ranting, but thanks for reading this far I guess.

……Learning is fun!

MUNYA — It’s All About You [♬]

•January 28, 2019 • Leave a Comment

“This song is about my dream, this fantasy and obsession of wanting someone so bad that it hurts.” ~ Québécois musician Josie Boivin aka MUNYA

Sun through the blinds
The heat comes down
Wish you were mine
What can I do ?

Gotta be real
Gotta be true
I’m going crazy
Can’t see the world
I’m walking through
It’s all about you

Laser Harp [♬] [DIY]

•January 4, 2019 • Leave a Comment

Take a great string instrument, add lasers, win. One step closer to Futurama’s holophonor:

These aren’t just any old microcontroller-generated sounds. Rather than simply generating a tone or controlling a synthesizer, the PIC32 uses the Karplus-Strong algorithm to model the vibration of a plucked string. The result is very realistic, with all the harmonics you’d expect to hear from a plucked string. [Alex] does a decent job putting the harp through its paces in the video above. [hackaday.com/laser-harp…]

Or screw the harp all together and become a one man entertainment machine:

Yeeeaaaah, fuck ancient instruments 。゚(˵¯̴͒ᗨ¯̴͒˵)゚。 If that isn’t extra, I don’t know what is.

No Doubt — “Oi To The World!” [♬]

•December 25, 2018 • Leave a Comment

M e r r y   C h r i s t m a s   F a m ! ! !

Haji was a punk just like any other boy
And he never had no trouble ’til he started up his oi band
Safe in the garage or singing in the tub
‘Til Haji went too far and he plugged in at the pub

‘Twas a cold Christmas Eve when Trevor and the skins
Popped in for a pint and to nick a bag of crisps
Trevor liked the music but not the Unity
He unwound Haji’s turban and he knocked him to his knees

If God came down on Christmas Day
I know exactly what He’d say
He’d say oi to the punks and oi to the skins
But oi to the world and everybody wins

Haji was a bloody mess, he ran out through the crowd
He said We’ll meet again we are bloody but not unbowed
Trevor called his bluff and told him where to meet
Christmas day on the roof down at 20 Oxford Street

If God came down on Christmas Day
I know exactly what He’d say
He’d say oi to the punks and oi to the skins
And oi to the world and everybody wins

On the roof with the nun chucks Trevor broke a lot of bones
But Haji had a sword like that guy in Indiana Jones

Police sirens wailing, a bloody dying man
Haji was alone and abandoned by his band
Trevor was there fading and still so full of hate
When the skins left him there and went down the fire escape (oi oi)

And Haji saw the north star shining more then ever
So he made a tourniquet from his turban saving Trevor
They repelled down the roof with the rest of the turban
And went back to the pub where they bought each other bourbon

If God came down on Christmas Day
I know exactly what He’d say
He’d say oi to the punks and oi to the skins
Oi to the world and everybody wins
If God came down on Christmas Day
I know exactly what He’d say
He’d say oi to the punks and oi to the skins
And oi to the world and everybody wins (oi oi)

Jewelry-Stealing Prank in China Has Employees Leaping Over Counters

•December 24, 2018 • Leave a Comment

Watch these poor jewelry shop clerks come close to a heart attack as they leap over counters chasing down customers who are running off with jewelry, except they aren’t:

Jewelry store “customers” try on expensive merch, then sprint towards the exit door. As the store employee chases after them, the prankster then casually stops in front of a mirror near the front door, as if that had always been their intention. Although not so nice, it’s hard not to chuckle at how well the frantic employee transitions into an about face and casually walks away.

The jewelry-stealing prank is believed to have been inspired by an Indonesian influencer’s shoplifting prank, Harvinth Skin, which went viral in Asia last month. Chinese pranksters upped the stakes by essentially pulling off the same prank at jewelry stores:

Lost & Found [stop-motion animation]

•December 22, 2018 • Leave a Comment

*Cough-right-in-the-feels-Cough* An endearing animated short about the selflessness of true love that tugs at the heartstrings. A knitted toy dinosaur must completely unravel itself to save the love of its life:

Lost & Found is an endearing stop motion film that chronicles a dramatic turning point in the sweet relationship between two crocheted animal toys. A foxy fox and smitten dinosaur have enjoyed many special memories in their adopted home of a Japanese restaurant’s lost and found bin. But when the fox topples into a fountain, the dinosaur must give his all to save her. The short film imagines the inner lives of its stuffed animal protagonists and uses the fragile nature of crochet as the crux of the storyline. Lost & Found has been widely lauded at film festivals since its debut this year. You can see behind the scenes of the film below:

“Bohemian Rhapsody” on Boomwhackers [♬]

•December 21, 2018 • Leave a Comment

HarvardTHUD performs a charming cover of Queen’s Magnum Opus on their colorful plastic noisemakers:

I didn’t know what boomwhackers were before watching this. Impressive coordination, but I still can’t wrap my head around what the crap a boomwhacker is for, as in, humanity has reached a point where we have things called instruments! I’m serious. And…I wanna wear a fancy hat.

Here is the only rendition I need; one man bearing his souly soul:

The Chemical Brothers — “Free Yourself” [music video]

•November 28, 2018 • Leave a Comment

Electronic music and robots go well together, don’t they just.

Love me a robot uprising. Not sure why but, “Free Yourself” reminded me of “Base 6” which I played the shit out of back in 2002 and is, in my opinion, the cooler track:

Forklift Accident Causes an Entire Warehouse to Collapse like Dominoes

•November 20, 2018 • Leave a Comment

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((@_@;))

R.I.P. Stan Lee 1922 ~ 2018

•November 13, 2018 • Leave a Comment

Stan Lee, the legendary writer, editor and publisher of Marvel Comics whose marvelous but flawed creations made him a real-life superhero to comic-book lovers everywhere, has died. He was 95.

Found these neat panels in one of my 50-cent purchases from back in the day.

Marvel Comics; X-Men Minus 1 Flashback (1997)

I love storytelling in general, and comics are an art-form unto itself with a unique way of enriching the reading experience. If you frequent le blog you would have surely seen the hyperlink tags “Comics” and “I COMICS.” My love for them comes with its own origin story, and although I feel my content of choice has graduated from the typical costumed Marvel heroes to more self-contained, creator owned creations, there is no denying the history of comics and why they flourished and endured, and for that, my hats off to Stan “the man” Lee.

Slow Pulp — “Steel Birds” [♬]

•November 9, 2018 • Leave a Comment