ArtSpear Entertainment twists the Captain Marvel trailer and gives us a hero who is aware that she’s the center of the movie and super salty about it:
R.I.P. Luke Perry 1966 ~ 2019
•March 6, 2019 • Leave a CommentAfter finishing up his 90210 heartthrob role, actor Luke Perry unexpectedly showed up in The Fifth Element (1997). Everyone involved in this movie rocks. Brilliant opening.
Just between us, I binged season 1 of Riverdale, and seeing Luke Perry’s role as Archie’s (played by Kiwi, KJ Apa) exemplary TV parent, I liked (Skeet Ulrich as well. Gruff Men actors in general really. Aww, this news will make my friend Nicole very sad).
Perry’s casting as Archie’s dad was a knowing wink to his teen-idol past, but the actor made sure it wasn’t just clever stunt casting. He served as the show’s emotional anchor, with Fred offering Archie unconditional love and sage advice through three seasons. Their father-son heart-to-hearts may seem like a corny relic from a bygone era, but they served as an essential counterweight to the show’s wilder storylines.
Keith Flint: RIP The Orginal Firestarter
•March 6, 2019 • Leave a CommentOn March the 4th 2019, the world lost a true maverick and star of the music world. Take a look at Keith Flint’s best moments with The Prodigy:
R.I.P. Keith Charles Flint 1969 ~ 2019
•March 5, 2019 • Leave a CommentKeith Charles Flint, best known as the vocalist frontman and dancer for the British electropunk band The Prodigy has died. He was aged 49.
I remember one particular house-party, listening to the best music ever because my friend had mad taste, and this one song played that I needed to know the name of because I had never danced so hard in my life!! Yeah, (lol) great times. “No Good” was the track:
Flint was originally cast as a dancer in the group but was propelled into the spotlight after featuring his vocals on Firestarter. He soon became renowned for his unique hairstyles, heavy eyeliner and energetic live performances.
The Prodigy shot to fame for taking their underground rave sound into the mainstream with number 1 singles like ‘Firestarter’ and ‘Breathe’. The band became one of the UK’s most successful of the 1990s, racking up six number 1 albums throughout their career.
Thanks for the music.
🍑🍆💦 Hunt for “butt plug bandits” Who Stole Sex Toys from Lower Hutt Adult Store
•February 19, 2019 • Leave a CommentWhen news hits hard in New Zealand, it is devastating. The country feels it. We unite. We show-up and the world takes notice of our down-to-earth nature. Between those moments however, Kiwis are either getting slapped by seals, hit by dildos, or just outright stealing dildos for hard-hitting slappers. Yeah, it gets pretty slapstick down under 🤭
On Sunday, two “rugged-looking” women entered the Peaches and Cream store in Petone and made off with a collection of toys.
These included two anal climaxers worth over $300 each, a Hustler brand rabbit vibrator worth over $250 and a leopard print dress worth $95. They also attempted to steal a wand vibrator worth $220.
Newshub spoke to the staff member who caught the pair. She says they aroused suspicion when they split up after walking in. As they went to exit, she noticed their bags had grown inside since entering the shop and gave them the opportunity to return the items. One – who looked “pretty scared” – opened her bag, returned one item, and apologised. However the other refused to open her bag and left with unpaid-for merchandise. “I gave her multiple chances to return the item but she said no,” the staff member told Newshub.
The post has drawn much attention from the community, who have identified the women as targeting other stores in the region.
“Police have been around her house multiple times but she’s never home,” one person commented on Facebook.
“Probably hiding in the bedroom with her collection of buttplugs,” came the reply.
A police report has been filed and police told Newshub they have completed “initial forensic analysis”.
It’s not the first time the stores have been targeted. Peaches and Cream have a whole Facebook album of people caught on security camera.
“They steal lube, they steal vibrators, they steal masturbators, they steal lingerie, they steal DVDs,” the Peaches and Cream CEO told Newshub.
“I think most of it would be personal use but some are stealing products to resell.”
The culprits are usually taken to court and forced to reimburse the store for the products they stole.
“We don’t normally want them back,” the CEO says. [NewsHub/butt-plug-bandits]
And there you have it, just another day in NZ really. …She’ll be right.
“A Theory of Flight” by All in Pixel [animation]
•February 10, 2019 • Leave a CommentAll in Pixel created this animated masterpiece for The Verge’s Better Worlds’ project. Based on a short story by Justina Ireland, it’s a science fiction tale about a woman determined to leave Earth for a more hopeful future on a colony only attainable for the wealthiest of people:
Narration: Andia Winslow / Music: Ambrose Yu / Sound Design: Sono Sanctus / Screenplay: Laura Hudson / Animation: All in Pixel / Based on a story by Justina Ireland / Read Justina Ireland’s original story
R.I.P. Dick Miller 1928 ~ 2019
•February 1, 2019 • Leave a CommentRichard Miller was an American character actor who appeared in more than 100 films, including my favourite film of all time, Explorers (1985). He passed away aged 90.
Though Miller never became a major Hollywood star, he was highly respected within the film industry. Admiration, enjoyable projects, loving wife and children; I’d take that over mega stardom any day. My condolences.
Kiwi Singer Gets Face Tattoo of Harry Styles’ Face
•January 31, 2019 • Leave a Comment*Sigh* I avoid celebrity smut, which is to say shameless and misguided publicity stunts, because it always results in me feeling sorry for people. But sometimes, just sometimes, human behaviour takes a big slice of that yolo cake we call life and just throws it the fuck back up, and the resulting mess is so illogical it needs to be shared with the world, lest we forget how uncouth our fellow inhabitants can be.
Case in point, this girl who got a poorly drawn depiction of another person’s face tattooed on her face, and the dick tattoo artist who agreed to do it:
The Los Angeles-based, Gold Coast raised singer Kelsy Karter is from New Zealand, believe it or not. That’s right, she’s a born Kiwi, making her sort of an ambassador for our humble country when abroad (unfortunately).
The tattoo is meant to be of pop star Harry Styles, and her reason for getting it is… Well… On the one hand, self-serving people deserve the consequential shit they put themselves through, and on the other hand, in what society is this not deemed pathetic? To love something so much you believe branding yourself with another person’s likeness, on your face, by means of a strangers’ ability to do so, is a worthwhile step in a positive direction. There’s humour in this, for sure, it’s just hard to see through all that weak-mindedness. Makes me want to yell ‘money isn’t everything, people!’
Really casts a shadow on her potential as a respectable artist, and on society for not having a backbone (parents, friends, fans, career managers and business owner operators alike). This sort of thing just bums me out.
I so wanted to take the shit out of her spoiled decision-making skills, but it speaks for itself. How does someone goes from this:
To this:
Time to redefine your meaning of career girl.
I am an optimist at heart and in mind. It’s one of my better qualities and core beliefs. That also means I see the best in people and their potential to do better. I believe we are all capable of striving for more than what is offered, for things better than what is known to us, and a facial portrait ‘prison-tattoo’ of a yesteryear pop idol goes against everything!! Sorry not sorry, for ranting, but thanks for reading this far I guess.
……Learning is fun!
MUNYA — It’s All About You [♬]
•January 28, 2019 • Leave a Comment“This song is about my dream, this fantasy and obsession of wanting someone so bad that it hurts.” ~ Québécois musician Josie Boivin aka MUNYA
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Sun through the blinds |
Gotta be real |
Laser Harp [♬] [DIY]
•January 4, 2019 • Leave a CommentTake a great string instrument, add lasers, win. One step closer to Futurama’s holophonor:
These aren’t just any old microcontroller-generated sounds. Rather than simply generating a tone or controlling a synthesizer, the PIC32 uses the Karplus-Strong algorithm to model the vibration of a plucked string. The result is very realistic, with all the harmonics you’d expect to hear from a plucked string. [Alex] does a decent job putting the harp through its paces in the video above. [hackaday.com/laser-harp…]
Or screw the harp all together and become a one man entertainment machine:
Yeeeaaaah, fuck ancient instruments ｡ﾟ(˵¯̴͒ᗨ¯̴͒˵)ﾟ｡ If that isn’t extra, I don’t know what is.
No Doubt — “Oi To The World!” [♬]
•December 25, 2018 • Leave a CommentM e r r y C h r i s t m a s F a m ! ! !
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Haji was a punk just like any other boy ‘Twas a cold Christmas Eve when Trevor and the skins If God came down on Christmas Day Haji was a bloody mess, he ran out through the crowd If God came down on Christmas Day |
On the roof with the nun chucks Trevor broke a lot of bones Police sirens wailing, a bloody dying man And Haji saw the north star shining more then ever If God came down on Christmas Day |
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