Wow, several consecutive posts all about television…Homepage is looking rather bland.
The song is based on a poem that guitarist Tom Dumont wrote about being addicted to television and how it can control one’s way of thinking.
Oodles of Fun from the Golden Globes
•January 13, 2014 • Leave a CommentFucking boisterous! Some poor sod at E! must have had a sheltered upbringing, not fully understanding the meaning of the word “fun.” …At all:
The E! Entertainment network is apologizing to actor Michael J. Fox for an online graphic during its Golden Globes coverage that listed his Parkinson’s Disease as a ‘fun fact.’
There. Funner. At least E! promptly apologized and it was the only incident of the night.
…OK, did E! unknowingly hire someone from 4chan to write these? WTF!
…Fanuary
•January 13, 2014 • Leave a CommentWho knew. Come on ladies, apparently your vagina can raise awareness of carnalogical cancers, somehow. A giggly Samantha Hayes has the story:
“Luigi’s Ballad” by Starbomb [animation]
•January 12, 2014 • Leave a CommentI suppose Princess Peach would cause somewhat of a rift between Luigi and Mario in their world. Warning; this animation is pretty much a musical penis-joke:
The Gallaghers put the fun in dysfunction
•January 12, 2014 • Leave a CommentWatch episode 1 of SHAMELESS season 4: “Simple Pleasures“
Goku vs. Superman Flipbook Battle
•January 8, 2014 • Leave a CommentJust like the anime, this takes a considerable amount of time before the fight is finally won. Flipbook artist Etoilec1 pits Dragonball hero Son Goku against DC’s finest, and he really has Akira Toriyama’s style down pat. Can the Man of Steel defeat someone whose power level is over 9000?
Funny Students & Their Imaginations
•January 7, 2014 • Leave a CommentKids being awesome — all aboard the classroom bus:
Metal Hammer’s February Magazine Cover “These Are The Bands You’re Looking For…”
•January 7, 2014 • Leave a CommentOne night in Mos Eisley’s Spaceport Cantina would be insane!
With the blessing of Lucasfilm and the skilled hand of artist SIXMOREVODKA, Metal Hammer’s Feb. 2014 issue cover contains way more tension smoldering animosity between the light and dark sides of the force — and facial hair — than that other galaxy far far away. Poor droids*.
Slipknot/Stone Sour vocalist Corey Taylor as Han Solo // Zakk Wylde as Chewbacca // Machine Head‘s Robb Flynn as what appears to be Qui-Gon Jin // Opeth‘s Mikael Akerfeldt as Obi-Wan Kenobi // Ghost‘s Papa Emeritus as Emperor Palpatine // King Diamond as Darth Maul // Iron Maiden‘s Eddie as Darth Vader // Down‘s Phil Anselmo as an Imperial Officer // Motörhead‘s Lemmy Kilmister as an Imperial Officer // Mastodon‘s Bill Kelliher as Dengar // Devin Townsend as C3PO // Anthrax‘s Scott Ian as Boba Fett // Soulfly‘s Max Cavalera as Yoda // Ronnie James Dio and Slayer‘s Jeff Hanneman as Force Ghosts // Ghost‘s Nameless Ghouls as Jawas // Lamb Of God‘s Randy Blythe and Avenged Sevenfold‘s M. Shadows as Rebel Pilots // Within Temptation‘s Sharon Den Adel as Princess Leia // Kiss‘ Gene Simmons‘ Kiss Demon as a Stormtrooper // Ihsahn as an Imperial Officer // Skindred‘s Benji Webbe as Lando Calrissian // Clutch‘s Neil Fallon as Wicket // While She Sleep‘s Loz Taylor as Luke Skywalker
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