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Farmer, Dick Kleis Expresses Love for His Wife with 120,000 Pounds of Manure!

•January 12, 2010 • Leave a Comment

True love can tolerate a lot of crap 😀

It’s not often that a woman will say that her husband gave her a gigantic pile of crap for her birthday — and she loved it.

But Carole Kleis isn’t just any woman — she’s the wife of a farmer, and a little natural fertilizer doesn’t bother her a bit, even if this particular usage is rather unusual.

“He’s done weird things before for birthdays,” she said. “But maybe not this weird.”

It took Dick Kleis of Zwingle, Iowa, about three hours to spell out ‘HAP B DAY LUV U’ — shorthand, he says, for “Happy Birthday, Love You” in 120,000 pounds of manure.

“I was going to put a heart out there after the happy birthday, but I ran out of manure,” he said.

“It’s not hard. Any manure will work but the good, soft, gushy, warm stuff works the best. It kind of melts the snow.” –

– And her heart I’d imagine.

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FLAIRS “Truckers Delight” [music video] [NSFW]

•January 11, 2010 • Leave a Comment

I’ve put off posting this sweet fucking video for far too long. Personally, I wouldn’t go as far as to call it ‘NSFW’, but rather, “Truckers Delight” is a mature, acquired guilty pleasure …and I’m jizzing in my pants just talking about it 😀 ENJOY: WARNING NSFW

Multiple viewings will make those doubts and fears of yours go away – Press Replay Now!

Think Spielberg’s Duel + Russ Meyer’s Faster Pussycat Kill Kill! and Marc Dorcel’s wildest fantasies, warped into an 8-bit Sega era style graphic.

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Help Jack the lonely truck driver in his very own truck simulator:

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Super Mario Jesus [flipbook animation]

•January 10, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Nice flipbook… But JC got a bit violent there; I thought this man never hurt anything. Not as faithful a comedy sketch as I was hoping for.

This is a flipbook animation featuring Jesus plowing through World 1-1 with God-like speed and strength:

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Comic Book Hero-to-Album Cover Conversions by Cliff Chiang [mashup]

•January 9, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Illustrator Cliff Chiang turns classic 12″ album covers into their comic superhero counterparts:

“Dear Batman: We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in Bat-detention for whatever it is we did wrong, but we think you’re crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is an archer, and a speedster, and a swimmer, a princess, and an acrobat. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Teen Titans.”

Thank you, John Hughes. Rest in peace.

– Cliff Chiang

This man is a wicked artist – Checkout His Work

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Timon & Pumbaa

•January 9, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Timon and Pumbaa are an animated meerkat and warthog duo introduced in Disney’s popular 1994 animated film The Lion King.

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R.I.P. Curtis Allina – Inventor of the PEZ dispenser

•January 8, 2010 • Leave a Comment

From Star Trek to Star Wars, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to GUNDAM, Warner Brothers Looney Tunes to Disney, MARVEL UNIVERSE to The Simpsons, Wizard of Oz to Sesame Street and SpongeBob to Nintendo – PEZ has it all!

Curtis Allina is the inventor of the forever popular PEZ dispenser. He passed away Tuesday 5th 2010 at the age of 87 at his home in Olympia, Washington. Heart Failure. This is one legacy that will live on, refill, anon forever.

Originally, PEZ weren’t aimed at kids at all. They were mints – the name PEZ comes from the German word for peppermint, Pfefferminz – and when the dispensers arrived on the scene, they were supposed to resemble cigarette lighters as the candies were marketed as an alternative to smoking.

Then along came Curtis Allina who, back in 1955, convinced the PEZ company to put the whimsical heads on their dispensers. And the rest, as they say, is history.

Today PEZ is a highly collectible pop-cultural artifact. Not to mention tasty treat, for children and adults.

…I’m going to the dairy to PEZ out in honour of Mr Curtis Allina.

Curtis Allina was born Aug. 15, 1922, in Prague, and raised in Vienna. Between 1941 and 1945, he and his family, Sephardic Jews, were forced into a series of concentration camps. Mr. Allina emerged at war’s end as his family’s sole survivor in Europe. Making his way to New York, he worked for a commercial meatpacker before joining Pez-Haas, as the company’s United States arm was then known, in 1953. [full story/nytimes]

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Whos The Man?

•January 8, 2010 • Leave a Comment

My friend Chris, whose secret identity I can’t divulge, Facebooked me this:

AWESOME right? Batman is the shit, but I think Snake would make a full recovery …Well, that’s what I thought, before I was corrected:

That was impressive Snake… Snake? SNAAAKE!!!

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The Origins of the ‘Futurama’ Theme Song Date Back to the 1960’s!!! [music video]

•January 5, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Futurama has a catchy and very unique theme song. Bet you didn’t know that it’s based on a tune from 1967 called “Psyché Rock” by French composer Pierre Henry:

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Pierre Henry is a pioneer of the musique concrète genre of electronic music. One of the first to painstakingly tweak instruments in order to get ONE sound at a time. Considered crazy by some at the time; today, this man is a legend. No surprise really that Futurama would pay homage to this man and his work. How awesome!

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Introducing, Passed Out Guy [photoshoped]

•January 5, 2010 • Leave a Comment

I LOVE how quick people are to photochop humourous everyday moments. We had that photobombing chipmunk and balloon boy not long ago. Now, introducing, Passed Out Guy:

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WELCOMING THE NEW YEAR

•January 4, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Beautiful photos from around the world. Again, H A P P Y N E W Y E A R A L L!!!

A long-exposure photo created using sparklers shows children writing out 2010, celebrating on New Year’s eve in Manila on December 31, 2009.

400 spotlights illuminate the Eiffel Tower during the New Year’s Eve in Paris, France on Thursday, Dec. 31, 2009.

Fireworks explode over the Quadriga sculpture on the Brandenburg Gate in celebration of the new year in Berlin, Germany.

Fireworks explode in the sky over the ocean as seen from Waikiki beach in Honolulu, Hawaii, on January 1, 2010.

New Year’s Eve fireworks based on the theme ‘Awaken the Spirit’ explode over the Sydney Harbour from six barges three hours before midnight on December 31, 2009.

Fireworks explode near Malaysia’s landmark Patronas Twin Towers during the New Year 2010 celebrations in Kuala Lumpur on Jan 1, 2010.

About two millions people observe fireworks from Copacabana beach in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, to celebrate the beginning of New Year’s Day early in January 1, 2010.

Fireworks light the sky in front of Mayon Volcano during New Year’s celebrations in Legazpi city, Albay province, south of Manila Jan 1, 2010.

People admire the moment the sun rises above Mount Fuji, which is known locally as the ‘Diamond Fuji’, from atop Ryugatake mountain in Fujikawaguchiko town, southwest of Tokyo on New Year’s Day January 1, 2010.

That last picture perfect moment is my favourite. So Serine.

T H E B I G P I C T U R E

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Ambassadors for the Ext’inked

•January 4, 2010 • Leave a Comment

One hundred volunteers were chosen out of several hundred who applied to receive a tattoo.

A British arts collective, offered tattoos of 100 endangered species to people who are committed to preserving them as a project they call Extinked. Those who made it through had written about why they deserved to be a “lifelong ambassador” for their species.

Joe Richardson, founding member of the collective, is confident that the social experiment will rouse people to action. He was surprised to see how personal the tattoos were to the volunteers, who touchingly described their relationship to their chosen species in their applications.

One woman, who worked as a conservationist and wanted a tattoo of the crested newt, burst into tears when she got to the desk only to find they had run out of applications, he says.

The demand for certain species was so high that many volunteers didn’t get their first choice – but most were still keen to take part. “The idea of the permanent loss of an organism that has taken millennia to evolve is so important to many people that they still thought it was worth doing,” Richardson says.

[via: NewScientist by Jessica Griggs]

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Dude Gets OWNED By First Question on ‘Who Wants To Be A Millionaire’

•January 4, 2010 • Leave a Comment

I think the producers wanted this guy out of there any who, because usually they tease for a while before locking in the answer… I watch a lot of telly ok.