Odd – There seems to be a theme developing in today’s posts. Octopussy, Blowguard, Dicks on the Dance Floor… But it’s missing something …Yes – How about some Watchmen:
A literal “FUCK YOU!” to the man himself, Alan Moore is it?
Dr. Manhattan huh, does it come in Comedian size? You Merchandising Bastards!
BTTF is in my Top Ten most entertaining movies of all time for sure.
The eternal problem of keeping teeth away from penises has been SOLVED by a dentist [naturally] It’s called the BlowGuard:
Taking the job out of blowjob. Get it. How does it work? Best ask the parents you.
Visit Site: [NSFW] Blowguard
This is quite possibly the coolest, most important, fake news question I have come across all year — Are Games Preparing Kids for the Apocalypse? — My fake answer is yes. Hell freaking yes.
While the reporters couldn’t come to a consensus on the necessary extent of preparation, they agreed that the games are in fact addressing our basic future needs [such as collecting morning dew in human skulls, and how to find a med kit to heal zombie bites]. The video is a must-view for any parents concerned about the effects of violence on their children, and whether or not that violence will sufficiently and accurately train them for the inevitable End of Days. ~ The Onion
Octopussy huh, has a nice ring to it. But how about Debitwhore Millionaire? That’s right I said it, now pay me!
Just when you thought this ‘Octomom’ thing couldn’t get any more f**ked up, this happens: Vivid Entertainment, one of the largest porn distributors in the world, has now offered Nadya Suleman, aka ‘Octomom’, $1 million to star in an adult movie.
The offer comes after Suleman gave birth to octuplets following in vitro fertilization. But with six other children already straining her bank account, the family now faces losing their home.
To add incentive to their deal, Vivid has also included one year of health insurance to Suleman and her family if she agrees to sign on as a Vivid contract girl.
“There is a tremendous amount of interest in Nadya and we can help her capitalize on that interest and put some real cash in her bank account,” said Hirsch. As with our Vivid Girls, she would have her choice of partners, including ‘Octodad.'”
Read Full Story: AVN
There have been many Christian Bale spoofs, but this Family Guy mashup takes the cake with Peter Griffin serving as the perfect target for Christian. And you thought I had missed the Bale train:
Some YouTube Videos Have This Feature Now:
H a l f – L i f e – You know that awesome First Person Shooter that revolutionised a genre as well a devoted league of followers. Well its inspiration certainly hasn’t faded away, as this kick-ass fan film will prove:
Directed by The Purchase Brothers
The Escape From City 17 short film series is an adaptation based on the Half Life computer game saga by Valve Corporation. Originally envisioned as a project to test out numerous post production techniques, as well as a spec commercial, it ballooned into a multi part series. Filmed guerilla style with no money, no time, no crew, no script, the first two episodes were made from beginning to end on a budget of $500.
Everything about this screams of awesomeness. Can’t wait for the 2nd instalment.
Website: The Purchase Brothers
Related Post: Black Mesa Source
The Simpsons had their first episode in high definition (HD); above is the new, extended main title sequence for the show; they even get a new flat panel TV.
For full episodes of The Simpsons visit: http://www.fox.com/fod
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