Just so we’re clear, I think this is a silly product and I don’t endorse it …But it has my name in the title so that’s good enough a reason for me!
WARNING: This product may attract a lot of attention!
Ridicule anyone?
Site: Fins4Fun
GOEMON [full movie trailer]
•February 3, 2009 • Leave a CommentTHIS FILM IS GONNA KICK
In 1582 Oda Nobunaga was on the verge of conquering all of Japan, but was forced to commit suicide at Honno-ji Temple by one of his generals, Akechi Mitsuhide. Toyotomi Hideyoshi, Nobunaga’s top general, overthrew Akechi a few days later and completed Nobunaga’s dream of unifying Japan under one ruler.
The world was at peace for a time, but soon a ninja bandit named Ishikawa Goemon (Yosuke Eguchi) appeared, using his super-human abilities to steal from the rich and give to the poor—a habit which cemented his reputation as a hero to commoners everywhere.
One night while looting treasure from Nanban (Southern Barbarians), Goemon finds a mysterious box hidden inside a secret grave. A forgotten relic from the past containing untold powers, it isn’t long before Ishida Mitsunari, Kirigakure Saizo, Tokugawa Ieyasu, and Hattori Hanzo are all in persuit of the box for their own purposes.
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Metronomy – A Thing For Me [music video]
•February 3, 2009 • Leave a CommentSince the runaway success of their recent album Nights Out, Metronomy are back with their next single, A Thing For Me. Underpinned by perfectly arranged guitar chords, drum machines and general electric trickery.
This is a cool group and I really like their sound [Electro-synth-pop] Very minimalistic and effective. Here is another one of their songs I like, “Heartbreaker” which I feel I can only describe as being kindhearted:
Website: Metronomy.co.uk / MySpace: Metronomy
Directed by: Megaforce
John Carpenter’s THE THING homaged in G.I.JOE form [music video]
•February 2, 2009 • Leave a Comment
This is ZOMBIE ZOMBIE’s first non-official video which is a homage to Director John Carpenter and his classic sci-fi/horror masterpiece, “THE THING“
Awesome. Etienne Jaumet and Cosmic Neman make up ZOMBIE ZOMBIE, the experimental-electronica duo from France.
Directed by Simon Gesrel and Xavier Ehretsmann; this is a flawless attempt at stop-motion animation. G.I. JOES are cool, John Carpenter is a legend and “THE THING” is a great film. If you haven’t seen the movie, firstly, you really should, and second, I’m sure you’ll find a reason to appreciate this great short even if you haven’t.
MySpace: therealzombiezombie
THE THING Movie Trailer
Water Fountain Rips Woman’s Vagina
•January 30, 2009 • Leave a Comment
This is a story from August 2007 that I found while reading an unrelated article.
A sad story but a miracle nonetheless:
Yang and her friends were playing in the water fountain area and enjoying the light burst of water that would spray them. All of a sudden, while Yang was struck by a powerful burst of water that threw her into the air.
After the fall, Yang experienced extreme stomach pains and was bleeding badly. She was immediately taken to the hospital to undergo medical care.
The doctor said that the fountains water pressure had torn her vagina and damaged her intestines.
Read Full Article: Vagina Ripped Apart by Water Fountain
Know That Movie?
•January 29, 2009 • 1 Comment
I don’t even want you to try and guess it or IMDB this movie, because I love this film in particular so much that I’ll tell you exactly what it is:
This is a very special movie and won’t be as easy to find like most. Definitely Underrated.
Jacob Singer is a traumatized Vietnam War veteran suffering distressful flashbacks and disturbed visions. There is tension between what he knows and what he interprets his life as being.
That may seem like a very cryptic description of what this film is about, but I can’t really begin to explain its spiritual/drug induced/mind altered/life and death scenario; but it is a very exceptional piece of storytelling. Tim Robbins at his best.
You will either understand Jacob’s inner turmoil, or you won’t. A great film either way.
Watch Jacobs Ladder and tell me your thoughts won’t you?
Vote for Ladyhawke [NME Awards]
•January 29, 2009 • Leave a Comment
The nominees for Shockwaves NME Awards 2009 have been announced and “Ladyhawke” has been nominated in the Best Solo Artist category!
Voting has started already so get over to the NME’s website and vote for Ladyhawke! She’s up against awesome musicians like Jay-Z and Lightspeed Champion so…
Vote.. for her!
To vote pick your preferred nominee in each category and click on their picture, make it through all 25 categories to make your votes count.
In case you haven’t guessed already; YES, I think Ladyhawke is cool. She has a nice sound, plus “Back of The Van” and “My Delirium” really touched base with me:
Website: NME.com
Artist Site: Ladyhawke.com / Listen: MySpace
All Ladyhawke Artwork by: Sarah Larnach
Related Posts: Ladyhawke Christmas / Game: LADYHAWKE
Man Fails Alcohol Test After Ice Cream Fools Breathalyzer
•January 29, 2009 • Leave a CommentCertain ingredients do not mix well with driving. Alcohol, of course, comes to mind. And we all know that driving after a large turkey dinner and/or heroin injection can lead to trouble. There is, however, a secret killer out there. Its name?
I C E C R E A M
…Okay, it’s not a killer, but it can cause you to test positive on a breathalyzer:
According to UPI.com, an Australian man recently blames a failed breath test on a Bubble O’ Bill ice cream bar [which is in the shape of a creepy clown/shrunken cowboy head/umpa lumpa/circus murderer – and is OH-SO tasty]
The man, whose car was equipped with a breath test device (the car won’t start if you fail), found his car refusing to start even though he had not had a single drink. After the man asked a court to remove the machine from his automobile, the judge demanded a test be done to verify his claims. Sure enough, after eating the ice cream, the man blew a 0.018! The judge then granted his wish and the device was removed.
So there you have it. Alcohol, heroin and ice cream: the three things you shouldn’t touch before getting in a car.
Read Article: UPI.com
Coming Soon: JIZZMAN-3D
•January 28, 2009 • Leave a CommentH A P P Y B I R T H D A Y C H R I S B R O ! ! !
Chris sacrifices his honour to undergo a facial screen-test for our performance later that evening @ Drama Camp. What’s funny is that Chris was under the assumption it wasn’t meant to be jizz, LOLZOR!
“What the hell! is that suppose to be if it isn’t suppose to be jizz?”
Chris got the last laugh in the end though…
Visit Chris Tan’s Blog: Guerrilla Monkey
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