THE AZTEC DEATH WHISTLE

•February 9, 2015 • Leave a Comment

It really sounds like a person screaming.

GAME OF THRONES: Season 5 & The Viking Mythbuster

•February 9, 2015 • Leave a Comment

Loving that TV on the Radio cover of David Bowie’s “Heroes”. I am so exited for this!

In related news; Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson, better known as “The Mountain” from ‘Game of Thrones’, on top of winning Europe’s Strongest Man Contest in 2014, has also made history recently by breaking a 1,000-year-old weightlifting record at the World’s Strongest Viking competition.

Hafthor-650-kg-log_lg.jpg_1815042481VID: Game of Thrones Star Breaks 1000 Year Old Viking Endurance Record

Legend tells of the Icelander Ormur Stórólfsson walking three steps with a monster sized wooden log which weighed over 650 kg and was 10 m long. It took 50 men just to help lift and place it on Ormur’s back, and after he took his third step, his back broke under the enormous pressure and he was never the same again. Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson took five:

Lapalux “Closure” (ft. Szjerdene) [♬]

•February 8, 2015 • Leave a Comment

From the new Lapalux album ‘Lustmore’ out 7th April 2015.

‘Lip Sync Battle’ with Will Ferrell, Kevin Hart and Jimmy Fallon

•February 7, 2015 • Leave a Comment

Jimmy Fallon challenges Will Ferrell, Kevin Hart in 'Lip Sync Battle'

I’ve always thought Will Ferrell was great, but I’d say this is one of his best performances…silent, performances. Everything about him just gets me 😂 For a talk show, this is a hilariously epic game:

Run the Jewels “Lie, Cheat, Steal” [music video]

•February 6, 2015 • Leave a Comment

Runthejewels.net/ // DIRECTED BY RUFFMERCY // PRODUCED BY MY ACCOMPLICE

Run The Jewels

Where Dipshits & Fuckwits Thrive / Human Mosquitoes

•February 6, 2015 • Leave a Comment

Dear citizens of the human race,

Please don’t let the derogatory online opinions of others get to you, especially those coming from people with a record for writing crude articles you do not agree with. Pity such people, because they have chosen to be naive antagonisers who have bullshitted themselves in their own unambitious little worlds. These are the real losers of planet Earth. Who you are is who you are for a damn good and special reason, and no outsider could possibly imagine living through your life or fathom an ounce of free-thought and love the way you can. You are a unique individual, and anyone who has the gald to devalue an individual’s uniqueness to nothing more than a derogatory label is clearly an idiot. An A-grade tool on the fuckwit-o-metre. Such negative people will always make others angry, simply because, we all intuitively know deep down when someone is wrong and ignorant of all those truths ringing within our very souls. Always standing for who we are and what is right. So please, don’t let some dipshit who gets paid regardless of his or her intentions or content get you down. They know shit about shit and the archives of their shit writing will just go to prove that. You, yes you, you are beautiful, and the world is lucky to have you in it. Just remember, you will always be loved. Dipshits on the other-hand can fuck themselves and decay for anyone really cares. Who loves them? They’re like mosquitoes; I don’t want to hurt any but when they start nipping for my blood, man, my hands are all flamenco tango hand clapping and shit. And who ever misses a dead mosquito? Don’t catch their hate, citizens. Trust.

I write this because I read a friend’s response to an article about why women with tattoos and piercings are broken sluts, and it upset me. It upset me because I don’t know where to begin to express how absolutely wrong and awful everything the person who wrote the article is, or how to tell my tatted friend that I think she’s pretty fucking cool, just the way she is, and for giving a shit and putting her voice forward.

Just because someone has a platform and regular followers does not mean that that someone and what they have to say has any credibility or truth for anyone else besides them and their little jerk circle. We all have to figure out who we are and what we choose to believe in, in this life. It’s not only obviously rude, but anyone who presumes to know all there is to know about women based on something as alterable as their outer appearance is a fucking attention-seeking assclown. Ignorant haters and naysayers alike (or fuckwits/dipshits as I like to call them) will always be mistaken about others, because they are mistaken about life. You know what, fuck it, I wasn’t going to call anyone out, but fuck this guy right here and his stupid misogynistic article/s about women:

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“Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.” ~ Oscar Wilde. The vast internet is a great, non-discriminant place for the young and old alike who share that unquenchable thirst for knowledge, entertainment and connectivity. This unfortunately is also part of the reason why fuckwits take, like flies to shit — where ignorant unambitious haters thrive. We are all awesome, people. Fail to recognize that and you degenerate to a, Matt Forney, of sorts.

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Read these toxic thoughts at your own risk. Don’t bother responding to the article though, trust me, no one on the other end of that website has a clue.

1 reason you're a fuckwit

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returnofkings my ass

…Piss off.

R2D2 Subtitles

•February 6, 2015 • Leave a Comment

Have a Good Waitangi Day, Kiwis

•February 6, 2015 • Leave a Comment

Waitangi Day is a public holiday held on 6 February every year to commemorate the signing of New Zealand’s founding document — the Treaty of Waitangi — in 1840. Guess where I am:

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Coyote Kisses “Sunny Day” [♬]

•February 5, 2015 • Leave a Comment

“Somewhere along the line, seagulls turned into skittle-shooting automatic lasers.”

Mean Tweets: Music Edition #2

•February 4, 2015 • Leave a Comment

People write very nasty things on Twitter. From time to time on this program, we shine a light on that. We are pleased to bring you our second all-music edition of #MeanTweets featuring Josh Groban, Drake, Lady Gaga, Sam Smith, Jessie J, Blake Shelton, Haim, Wiz Khalifa, Ed Sheeran, Iggy Azalea, Pitbull, Sia, Childish Gambino, Britney Spears, Ariana Grande, Jason Aldean, 5 Seconds Of Summer, Katy Perry and Psy.

SIMPSONS PIXELS & THE BARTMAN

•February 4, 2015 • Leave a Comment

Really good animation, and one of the best opening title couch gags I’ve seen since 2009 — Pixel tribute to the hit series “The Simpsons“:

Directed and animated by Paul Robertson (probertson.tumblr.com) and Ivan Dixon (pug-of-war.tumblr.com). Music by Jeremy Dower (www.jeremydower.com).

Neat. This reminded me of an early 90s classic that used to play in the mornings when I was a kid, a time when video games were fresh and either pixely or polygony, and which, for some reason, is incredibly hard to find a good copy of anywhere today (must be a copyright thing): Bart Simpson’s “Do The Bartman[directed by Brad Bird]

The Bartman

“Do the Bartman” is a pop rap song from the 1990 Simpsons album The Simpsons Sing the Blues. It was performed by The Simpsons cast member Nancy Cartwright and was released as a promotional single from the album on November 20, 1990. The song was written and produced by legendary recording artist Michael Jackson, and Bryan Loren.

The Simpsons Sing the Blues

“If you can do the Bart, you’re bad like Michael Jackson.”

No one knows why, but for some reason, Milhouse’s hair ISN’T blue!

i'm freaking out

This Simpsons fan and YouTuber, Jailon Thomas, made a video game sprite animation tribute to Bartman that I feel deserves some sort of mention on the internet:

“This is the first sprite animation I made 3 years ago and I wanted to see what it would be like to have a “do the Bart man” music video video game style…where Bart goes through various video game universes, trying to get video game characters to do the bartman; it also features earl from toejam and earl. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.”

World Maps Without New Zealand

•February 1, 2015 • Leave a Comment

NO NZ WORLD MAPS

As a Kiwi, and as other Kiwis will attest — it goes without saying — we get excited when we hear or notice anything New Zealand related on the telly or in a movie. Not sure why that is exactly, but we do. So naturally, the same thing happens when New Zealand isn’t mentioned, or rather, excluded from things we believe it shouldn’t be excluded from. Case in point — ‘World’ Maps without NZ:

Time Zone Deviants, Part I -- The strangest time zones in the world map

The article mentions the unusual and interesting Chatham Standard Time Zone but doesn’t think the country it belongs to is important enough to be shown.

Thanks, Obama.

Where do the wealthiest 1% live

Worried about shale gas and fracking? Don’t be. It won’t happen in New Zealand:

World Shale Gas Resources

Bees of New Zealand, sorry guys, you’re on your own.

Bees of New Zealand, sorry guys, you’re on your own.

Way back in 2006 we went to Swarovski Crystal World in Wattens, Austria and we saw this pretty weak approximation. It’s like after the artist finished labouring over the accuracy of Australia he was sick of the fucking thing so he just slapped a few crystals down and said “ehh, close enough.” ~ user submitted

Way back in 2006 we went to Swarovski Crystal World in Wattens, Austria

More @ http://worldmapswithout.nz/ And now you have a reason to examine every damn map that comes within your line of sight. You’re welcome!