The Importance of Wearing a Seat-Belt, as Demonstrated by This Guy, Flying out of His Car Window upon Impact

•October 23, 2014 • Leave a Comment

The title says it all, but in case you’re still anxious to watch, rest assured, the guy who flies (out of a Jeep I might add) is remarkably, OK. The moron.

Always wear your safety belt. The car is a heavy piece of machinery for fecks sake and there’s no accounting for other drivers on the road. So wise up folks; better safe, than to go through an intimate crash-course in biology meets physics experience. As this rather comical advert from Maritime New Zealand (MNZ) shows, it’s no use putting on safety gear after the fact:

The campaign draws on MNZ’s latest research, which shows that men aged 40 plus are the least likely to zip up on the water. Black humour and ’80s TV show nostalgia are used to deliver the deadly message that having a lifejacket on board won’t save boaties or their mates if things go wrong.

^ I’m not endorsing Macca’s here; it’s just a relevant, stupidly catchy tune ^

Fyfe “Holding On” [♬]

•October 22, 2014 • Leave a Comment

Elders React to Nicki Minaj — “Anaconda”

•October 22, 2014 • Leave a Comment

•October 22, 2014 • Leave a Comment

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“Anaconda” — The Educational Version (Nicki Minaj Parody)

•October 22, 2014 • Leave a Comment

Nicki has an amazing body-of-knowledge about reptiles:

Pervert Spotted on University Campus Groping Young Women

•October 22, 2014 • Leave a Comment

Be warned; alleged creep, caught sitting close to girls and feeling their breasts on campus without permission. Keep an eye out — last seen wearing a Ghostbusters t-shirt if that helps:

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Okay no, I was there and he was in the wrong 100%
1. After interacting with us, he went to sit next too some innocent looking girls, making them extremely uncomfortable to the point where they had to leave the area.

2.We did speak to him and he told us to fuck off and was extremely rude.

3. After speaking to other students and friends of ours, they had also seen him around where he had been behaving with a similar mannerism. Apparently he has been removed from OGGB by security on several occasions, witness by our friend.

So before everyone starts defending him and accusing Connor of attention seeking, I think you should think about the situation as a whole and how the other students which will be affected by this man. Just keep an eye out and stay away from him, that’s all we were warning people about.” ~ Tarryn Ata

Pablo Picasso Draws with Light — Photos Taken by Gjon Mili for LIFE Magazine (1949)

•October 21, 2014 • Leave a Comment

When LIFE magazine’s Gjon Mili, a technical prodigy and lighting innovator, visited Pablo Picasso in the South of France in 1949, it was clear that the meeting of these two artists and craftsmen was bound to result in something extraordinary. Mili showed Picasso some of his photographs of ice skaters with tiny lights affixed to their skates, jumping in the dark — and the Spanish genius’s ever-stirring mind began to race.

This photo ran in LIFE magazine, but in black and white, not color.

“Picasso” LIFE magazine reported at the time, “gave Mili 15 minutes to try one experiment. He was so fascinated by the result that he posed for five sessions, projecting 30 drawings of centaurs, bulls, Greek profiles and his signature. Mili took his photographs in a darkened room, using two cameras, one for side view, another for front view. By leaving the shutters open, he caught the light streaks swirling through space.”

This series of photographs, known ever since as Picasso’s “light drawings,” were made with a small electric light in a darkened room; in effect, the images vanished as soon as they were created — and yet they still live, six decades later, in Mili’s playful, hypnotic images. Many of them were also put on display in early 1950 in a show at New York’s Museum of Modern Art.

Finally, while the “Picasso draws a centaur in the air” photo that leads off this gallery is rightly celebrated, many of the images in this gallery are far less well-known — in fact, many of them never ran in the magazine. But they are no less thrilling, after all these years, than the famous shot of the 20th century’s archetypal creative genius crafting, on the fly, a simultaneously fleeting and enduring work of art.

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Cray-Cray in the Park [F]

•October 21, 2014 • Leave a Comment

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A Man in His Kitchen is Visited Daily by Hummingbirds

•October 21, 2014 • Leave a Comment

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Somewhere in Barretos, Brazil, an elderly man by the name of João Silvestrini, and a hummingbird, are enjoying each others company as one provides nourishment and the other brings joy:

Technically speaking, I think this officially makes him a Disney Princess 🙂

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What Does Sound Look Like?

•October 21, 2014 • Leave a Comment

See sound waves as they travel through the air thanks to a clever photographic trick:

The technique, invented in the mid-nineteenth century by German physicist August Toepler, is called Schlieren Flow Visualization. It enables scientists and engineers to see things that are normally invisible. Watch the video above for a full explanation of how the technique works and to see sound waves made by clapping, a towel snapping, an AK-47.

Copybat Vigilantes

•October 20, 2014 • Leave a Comment

Also comes in t-shirt:

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And this fellow is apparently driving around in Japan in full Batman uniform:

Shura “Indecision” [♬]

•October 20, 2014 • Leave a Comment