Celebrities Read Mean Tweets #7

•May 24, 2014 • Leave a Comment

Still mean, but loads funnier:

You know nothing @TBFlem (Thomas Fleming) — Kit Harrington makes a great Jon Snow!

•May 24, 2014 • Leave a Comment

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Offensive versus Offensive?

•May 24, 2014 • Leave a Comment

Correct terminology, as defined by a picture of a football player and the official high-school textbook definition of the word ‘offensive,’ Sarah Silverman:

Sarah Silverman Is the Textbook Definition of ‘Offensive’ - photo taken by @Mike2Russ

“I am across the board offensive. Hitler, Al Qaeda, Don Sterling, they’re too likable!”

•May 23, 2014 • Leave a Comment

Ngel Negro 2014-05-21 18.00.30

^ ^ ^ ^ ^Just casually browsing through DVD’s when this happened ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

“PLANETOID” Adaptation in the Works, Thanks to Morgan Freeman! [comics]

•May 23, 2014 • Leave a Comment

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Silas, evades pursuing alien militants only to crash-land on an artificial planetoid in alien territory. Stranded and alone, Silas comes across enormous and deadly mechanical creatures, meets nomadic derelicts, and discovers a possible way off the metal world. PLANETOID is a simple story and one that has been told in many different ways and genres the world over, but what makes it special is how controlled and cinematic Ken Garing has structured this 5-issue mini-epic through his panels of minimal dialogue and exquisite details — Great storytelling.

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Morgan Freeman and his production company, Revelations Entertainment, have optioned the rights to the 2012 Image Comics series “PLANETOID,” by creator Ken Garing. The project is already in the development stage. No word yet on how Freeman will be involved, but it looks like he will be producing in some capacity. The post-apocalyptic space tale’s official synopsis reads:

MY PLANETOID!!!Silas, an ex-soldier turned space pirate, finds himself stranded on a mysterious planet in alien territory. As he explores the long-abandoned industrial ruins of the planet’s surface, he will have to fend off roving cyborg militias and a hostile alien military with a bounty on his head. Ultimately, Silas will have to build a coalition amongst the planetoid’s nomadic tribes to make a final stand against the larger tyrannical forces that rule over them.

Anything remotely resembling PLANETOID would make me very happy, but Morgan Freeman is a sure bet that this sci-fi adventure will be damn good. I’m certain your local comic shop would have a few 3rd printings in stock, but in case you can’t wait, the entire series is available for digital download @ Comixology.com

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And this official statement from Ken Garing’s blog (Tuesday, April 29, 2014) promises that there is indeed a sequel in the works:

“My primary focus now is the PLANETOID sequel. It’s well under way but I want to get most of the issues completed before soliciting the series. I hope to have issues coming out later this year. I also have a large collection of short story work that I hope to have published sometime soon…” ~ Kengaring.blogspot.co.nz

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Coucheron ft. Eastside & Mayer Hawthorne “Deep End” [♬]

•May 22, 2014 • Leave a Comment

Nyan Car — Tokyo Lamborghinis & Bosozoku (Biker Gangs)

•May 21, 2014 • Leave a Comment

Japanese custom culture is too cool. I’m no attention wh*re, but I would flaunt the hell out of this car. It is just so, iridescent and pretty…I mean, awesome!!!

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If I had the skill-set and income of an infamous Japanese Yakuza gangster—like Morohoshi-san in the exclusive mini-doco below—I’d probably have fun in style too:

Director-Editor-Camera Luke Huxham  // Assistant Director K.T. Chan // Shot on a Canon EOS-1D C

Happy New Zealand Music Month

•May 20, 2014 • Leave a Comment

Almost forgot about this… Shapeshifter is (usually the case) the only kiwi group on my radar at the moment, but I’ll just leave this here:

Most of this kiwi humour will just wiz over the average person’s head I imagine.

Dad Arrested at Gilford School Board Meeting for Speaking Out of Turn

•May 20, 2014 • Leave a Comment

Police officers at a parent/teacher board meeting about the welfare and best interests of their children? Only in ‘merica!

When a society dwindles in ethos, lawyers and law is what replaces it. (“A tumult of anarchy” said Alexis de Tocqueville) Society should serve man not the other way around. Grow a backbone officer; William Baer actually cares about something genuine. Sheesh. Books though right, they start shit.

Jodi Picoult’s book “Nineteen Minutes” contains a graphic sex scene between two teenagers. Mr Baer is upset for his ninth-grade daughter (14) over the content of the book, but more so because the school didn’t first notify the parents, according to WCVB. Do you think his arrest was justified?

Law & Order: Game of Thrones

•May 19, 2014 • Leave a Comment

Looking forward to tonight’s episode!

Lol, Ice-T. Dick Wolf and George R.R. Martin have produced some mega-hit TV series, but neither one has managed to crack the musical yet — think about it, it could work:

The Lonely Island Feat. Pharrell “Hugs”

•May 17, 2014 • Leave a Comment

Saturday Night Live wrapped-up its 39th season with host, Andy Samberg dropping one last digital short for the humour hungry masses. “Hugs” is a comedy rap off last year’s LP The Wack Album that features his group The Lonely Island and co-stars Pharrell Williams:

Maya Rudolph and the Game of Thrones reference are definitely the best parts.