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Simpsons HD Intro
•February 17, 2009 • Leave a CommentThe Simpsons had their first episode in high definition (HD); above is the new, extended main title sequence for the show; they even get a new flat panel TV.
For full episodes of The Simpsons visit: http://www.fox.com/fod
Beauty Is Only Skin Deep
•February 16, 2009 • Leave a Comment…is it really?
This sort of thing is common in the fashion/publicity industry, but I never imagined anyone would go to such lengths [Michael Jackson aside]
Freida Pinto is BEAUTIFUL, and yet this happens – Dammit, it’s ridiculous!!! Insane Photoshoping Ridiculousness!
Did Vanity Fair whitewash Slumdog Millionaire‘s Freida Pinto?
It’s just the lighting my birthmarked ass!
I hate the Skin-colour Patriarchy of this type of thinking – what’s real doesn’t matter – Is that the message VF is trying to convey or is this just a fuck up on their part?
The hypocrisy of makeup is absurd.
And if that image didn’t at all affect you, [I’m guessing that’s because you STILL haven’t seen Slumdog Millionaire] then this will:
The commercials [that’s right, plural] feature three of Bollywood’s biggest stars in a soap opera-style love triangle.
Disgusting.
Skydiving Without Parachute – Jackass
•February 16, 2009 • Leave a Comment
Jackass Presents Mat Hoffmans Tribute to Evel Knievel – Scott Plamer Skydives with No Parachute
Effing sick! Have you ever dreamt of saving someone without a parachute? …I have… Ahem, doesn’t James Bond do something similar in “Quantum Of Solace?”
LOL and this movie too:
Whoever wrote that scene, pat yourself on the back!
Valentine’s Day Encouragement [17]
•February 14, 2009 • Leave a CommentLike many others out there, there isn’t anyone special in my life at the moment, and really, who cares! That shouldn’t be an excuse not to be out-and-about today and cheerful. Valentine’s is just another day, so keep being you and have a good one 🙂
Don’t let me catch you kissing jerks kissing around me though – Grr
Guess I’m off to a romantic movie, where I will snicker and groan loudly at every part that’s supposed to be cute, funny and sweet. Then shush people if they start kissing or murmuring sweet nothings in each other’s ears. Yeah, Valentine’s Day is great fun.
Mum’s The Word
•February 13, 2009 • Leave a Comment[Sheesh Fin, before I forget] This is my mother and it happens to be her Birthday. For the person she is, and the person she isn’t; I love her dearly.
Final Fantasy Halo [Screw Halo Wars I Want This Game!]
•February 13, 2009 • 1 Comment
Two of my favourite games brought together in this neat video. Makes me want to dig out ye-old Playstation and FFVIII it all night lonng!
Master Chief and Arbiter aren’t too safe walking around the world map. See what happens when they come across a “random battle.”
The Menus are all working and were made in close detail. The HP and MP, along with Limit Breaks and turn order all move to show the flow and the pace of the battle. Hope you enjoy.
The Female Mental Process, In Easy Flowchart Form
•February 12, 2009 • Leave a CommentDo you sometimes wonder how men and women approach and think things through? No need to guess any longer! Consider this a continuation from Mario’s relationship tips:
What to Wear
Bathroom Logic
Many roads lead to Ice Cream
New Zealander Buys MP3 Player, Finds Classified US Army Files
•February 12, 2009 • Leave a Comment
While used and refurb’d electronics have a long history of delivering more than the purchaser bargained for, New Zealand man Chris Ogle’s surprise find is a little more troubling. He picked up the above unidentified MP3 player at a thrift shop in Oklahoma for $18 used. On it were 60 files, many of which appear to be US Army property of a confidential nature, including lists of soldier names, SSNs, phone numbers, and a mission plan.
“One of the first rules of military endeavour is not to give the opposition anything whatsoever that they could use to compromise your position, in any way at all,” says Peter Cozens of Strategic Studies at Victoria University.
Sadly, the Government is choosing to ignore this little security breach, but we think it should step up and make Mr. Ogle an offer. He’s likely to let the thing go cheap thanks to a second unfortunate discovery: it doesn’t even play music any more.
Read Full Article: TVNZ
Screw Valentine, Where’s My Cell Phone?!
•February 10, 2009 • Leave a CommentA survey of Canadian cell phone users found 56 percent of them would rather hold their cell phone than a special person on Valentine’s Day [Feb 14]
The survey found 52 percent saying their phone is with them all day, every day, and if push came to shove, almost 40 percent would rather spend a week without their special partner than be without the phone for a week.
Humans can be so strange sometimes. Or maybe it’s just Canadians eh?
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