Happy New Zealand Music Month

•May 20, 2014 • Leave a Comment

Almost forgot about this… Shapeshifter is (usually the case) the only kiwi group on my radar at the moment, but I’ll just leave this here:

Most of this kiwi humour will just wiz over the average person’s head I imagine.

Dad Arrested at Gilford School Board Meeting for Speaking Out of Turn

•May 20, 2014 • Leave a Comment

Police officers at a parent/teacher board meeting about the welfare and best interests of their children? Only in ‘merica!

When a society dwindles in ethos, lawyers and law is what replaces it. (“A tumult of anarchy” said Alexis de Tocqueville) Society should serve man not the other way around. Grow a backbone officer; William Baer actually cares about something genuine. Sheesh. Books though right, they start shit.

Jodi Picoult’s book “Nineteen Minutes” contains a graphic sex scene between two teenagers. Mr Baer is upset for his ninth-grade daughter (14) over the content of the book, but more so because the school didn’t first notify the parents, according to WCVB. Do you think his arrest was justified?

Law & Order: Game of Thrones

•May 19, 2014 • Leave a Comment

Looking forward to tonight’s episode!

Lol, Ice-T. Dick Wolf and George R.R. Martin have produced some mega-hit TV series, but neither one has managed to crack the musical yet — think about it, it could work:

The Lonely Island Feat. Pharrell “Hugs”

•May 17, 2014 • Leave a Comment

Saturday Night Live wrapped-up its 39th season with host, Andy Samberg dropping one last digital short for the humour hungry masses. “Hugs” is a comedy rap off last year’s LP The Wack Album that features his group The Lonely Island and co-stars Pharrell Williams:

Maya Rudolph and the Game of Thrones reference are definitely the best parts.

Sailor Moon Reloaded…Returns…Redubbed!

•May 17, 2014 • Leave a Comment

Usagi Tsukino is a clumsy but kindhearted teenage girl who transforms into the powerful guardian of love and justice, Sailor Moon. Meeting allies along the way who share similar fates, Usagi and her team of planetary Sailor Guardians fight to protect the universe from forces of evil and total annihilation.

Compressed Air Prank

•May 16, 2014 • Leave a Comment

INTERSTELLAR [movie trailer]

•May 15, 2014 • Leave a Comment

Interstellar chronicles the adventures of a group of explorers who make use of a newly discovered wormhole to surpass the limitations on human space travel and conquer the vast distances involved in an interstellar voyage.

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Janelle Monáe covers David Bowie’s “Heroes” [music video]

•May 14, 2014 • Leave a Comment

Janelle Monáe does justice with her rendition of “Heroes,” a superb song originally written by David Bowie and Brian Eno in 1977:

David Bowie’s second most covered song after “Rebel Rebel” don’tcha know. Why is it that I feel so good after hearing this song?

R.I.P. H.R. Giger 1940 ~ 2014

•May 13, 2014 • Leave a Comment

Swiss surrealist painter, sculptor and set designer H.R. Giger, best known for manifesting otherworldly creatures from the depths of his unique mindscape, passed away yesterday in hospital aged of 74 from injuries sustained after falling down stairs at his Zurich home.

Swiss surrealist H.R. Giger and his creation – Alien (1979)

Swiss surrealist H.R. Giger and his creation – Alien (1979)

8-Bit Philosophy: Plato, Nietzsche & Kant!!!

•May 13, 2014 • Leave a Comment

These are great and totally summed-up a semester’s worth of study in just under three minutes!!! I wonder if they do requests?

Welcome to 8-Bit Philosophy, where gaming makes you smart.

A thought provocative presentation, based on Nietzsche’s critique of scientific positivism, on why science doesn’t always equate to truth.

Do Humans Operate Like Computers? (Kant’s Moral Philosophy)

Grapefruit Sex, Anyone? Boy, does Auntie Angel Have a Tip for You! [NSFW]

•May 12, 2014 • Leave a Comment

This hits that rarely chartered region of my funny-side, the side that finds humour in the absurdity of other people’s resolve — and she’s a hoot! It isn’t the idea that citric acid will be lathered all over my member which could potentially combust my urethra, it’s just, I question whether this woman’s mind is in fact a bag full of scattery cats.

Trying new things is great, but randomly springing fruit on people who aren’t prepared to A) eat it, or B) slice it with a samurai sword, is Bonita bananas. Sharing your sexual exploits with the rest of the world however, I can let that one slide, just this once. Obviously this is NSFW, ladies & gentlemen — How to suck a dick using a grapefruit:

Stop. Her advice doesn’t sound at all legit, plus she sucks dick like a rabid goblin. I feel prompted to say on behalf of men everywhere; women of the planet Earth, please for the love of romance and all that is holy about my temple, do not fucking “grapefruit” me! Or “large navel orange” me. Sweet?

Auntie Angel’s infamous ‘Grapefruit Blowjob Technique’ is officially dubbed as ‘the most terrible sound in the universe.’

On the upside; I found a new ringtone.